Always wanted a zippo but I don't smoke and the fuel evaporates so quick

Anything from an AA coin to a Zebra statue. Something other than your phone, keys, wallet.

How do you do the lucid dreaming stuff?

This is a shitpost page.

Bet you won't

My cat likes to sit in my jackets.

Look buddy. Let loose. Don't let me bully you into not taking a laxative before the dentist. Peer pressure has no power over you.

Turns out I am Lawful Evil.

GRANOLA?

You make it sound amazing. I like how disruptive you made it.

Got a recipe for the carrots?