We have to lock ours in a safe because our cat's an asshole

Hate this diagram because who uses a bread box without any of the other non-chaotic evil options.

Chaotic neutral and lawful good is the GOAT

This image is fairly old, and I have disagreed with it from the get go. Chaotic evil is tying as many knots as possible, forcing one to cut the bag open.

what is the bottle hack?

I put mine in the fridge. Why? It lasts longer.

Does anyone still have a bread box? I assume it’s to stop rodents, but hopefully most people don’t have rodents in their house. Does a bread box do anything else, or is that another technology that can fade into history?

Edit: TIL;

• https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/how-to-keep-bread-fresh/

Chaotic neutral for me. The twist tie goes in my twist tie collection.

Here's a version for my fellow gluten-free peeps:

Jokes on you, de-aired, twisted, twist tied and tucked

I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

Where does “twist and pull back over the loaf” fall? Same as twist and tuck essentially?

I think in my entire life I've only ever seen one or maybe 2 bread boxes.

10th option: eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

I tie a slip knot. That is stupidly easy to do/undo, but apparently I am hated for it.

Twist & Tuck gang

Where's the "four slices per freezer bag and keep in the freezer" option? Or am I just too good for this chart?

No slip knot?

Hair tie. I always have 1, or 2, or 3 in my pocket.

Chaotic neutral is the one true answer because it requires no secondary sealing device (clip, twist tie, rubber band, etc). It also allows you to open the bag with one hand.

I'm chaotic neutral!

I had to switch to using a bread box because my dog would eat anything on the counter, and I didn't really have anywhere else to store my bread/bagels without really rearranging my limited cabinet space.

That dog was ravenous. She even ate a whole crab once, shell and all. I learned my lesson.

I bounce between lawful neutral and chaotic neutral. Huh.

Lawful good and chaotic good is so much work for diminishing return. The best way to do it is to use back the tag so you know when to throw this bag of still good bread into the fridge.