Literally me in Cyberpunk and Starfield

Women are beautiful and screen eyes and screen eyes and screen eyes and ears and screen eyes open sliced and the words are beautiful.

readies my crowbar and makes HEV noises

Nice to see a fellow Caddicarus viewer here

I'm a tasty blend of gamer girl, goth/punk/scene (in my case cybergoth/cyberpunk), power mommy, chill tomboy and disaster lesbian..... with a little bit of very stupid depending on the time of day. I also have the tech cave of an open source dev even though can't code

Issss Boris!

I remember in primary school, an actual police officer told us pretty much the same thing during one of those road safety classes. Road traffic collisions are almost never accidents, always incidents.

I have a big haj called Tony Shark (because he's a memer and it sounds like Tony Stark), and a smolhaj called Findlay, or Finn for short. I also have a tiny kitten wearing a blahaj costume who goes by either Kitty or Cat-shark

Transfem demigirl femboy (technically magigirl, but more people know the term demigirl so I just use that)

So when do the hormones give me my laser vision?

If you want more money, FIX MY FLAT FFS!!!

My main signature was literally a scribble. When I changed my name I used my alternate "legible" signature as my old signature and just kept my scribble