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Sadly I'm no longer in the EU... (Thanks Brexit.......)

Ok but I actually want that skirt... where can I find one?

Either OP is an Octavius viewer, or just coincidence that I'm seeing a Zeus/Hera meme the day after they posted a video featuring that story...

Literally me in Cyberpunk and Starfield

Women are beautiful and screen eyes and screen eyes and screen eyes and ears and screen eyes open sliced and the words are beautiful.

readies my crowbar and makes HEV noises

Nice to see a fellow Caddicarus viewer here

I have a big haj called Tony Shark (because he's a memer and it sounds like Tony Stark), and a smolhaj called Findlay, or Finn for short. I also have a tiny kitten wearing a blahaj costume who goes by either Kitty or Cat-shark

So when do the hormones give me my laser vision?

If you want more money, FIX MY FLAT FFS!!!

My main signature was literally a scribble. When I changed my name I used my alternate "legible" signature as my old signature and just kept my scribble