Heresy, the savior is Arch!

Same argument could be made for sweeping/vacuuming the floor or combing your hair. It will just get messy again.

This is not true, all of those things have drawbacks that not making the bed do not. Maybe never washing your bed clothes, sure, but just not making it is not the same as never cleaning your floors, or grooming your hair/body. If you don't clean the floors, they get sticky, attract pests, build up bacteria, etc. If you don't comb your hair it will begin to knot up, and cause scalp problems, if you don't do the dishes they will get covered in bacteria, and mold, and attract pests. Not making your bed doesn't have these types of consequences.

We are so fucked

This is straight up not true in many places. Where I live they have a long list of things you can't have in your yard, or in your yard for extended periods of time. They have a list of rules for the flora, maintenance, etc.

The only time your assumption is true is the inside of the house. They can't do much there until it is a fire hazard, bio hazard, etc. , but that level of hoarding stuff is not common, and even then, there are limits to it before the city intervenes

On that note, you know many words have multiple definitions, so even if a definition colloquially exists, that differs from the one of most wide use, doesn't mean that in that local, the wider use case is suddenly void.

remove the word 'in' and you get what is really happening

No one is saying to use it only as a singular, and the singular form of they has written record predating Shakespeare

Gotten used to the singular they? Were you born in 900 or something? Seriously, the first written example we have of the singular they dates back to the 14th century.

It means non-authoritarian and anti-capitalist. The US version of libertarian, which are just capitalists that want the market to be the government, is not the definition of the word.

Getting myself involved in the family drama of the greek gods? I would probably rather just take my ass kicking.

Gonna be hard to black pill a super human, that is very handsome in all the conventional ways, who was raised by good parents. He would probably just try to get you into therapy.

I mean, literally all people would get their asses kicked if they got into a fight with either super man or hercules

Don't you know they know better about you than you do, stupid!