[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 hours ago

To make up for our disappointment

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/ice-dragon-statue-city-park-close-up-179483882.jpg

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

I wasn't denying the whip attack my friend, just telling J shouldn't worry about pressing "cross"

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

I don't understand why my original comment was removed for "misinformation"

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

I think the only time I cat-called women was when I was 10yo while playing football (soccer) in the neighborhood. The girls (~15yo I'd guess) looked back and I went red as a tomato in embarrassment.

Fast forward some years later, when I had long hairs, as I was arriving at school, someone horned at me and cat-called me. I turned around the the pair of idiots saw that I was a dude. They didn't speed up and I felt that, were I smaller or had a more meek outlook, they would call me gay, sissy, etc, before moving on.

So, it feels like cat calling is a power play against the target.

I do wish people could be honest about what they think, but in a civilized manner. I wish I could just tell a girl or woman I find her pretty without coming off as a creep, weirdo or flirty.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 3 hours ago

Gotta love how genai's main use is scamming people. Revolutionary tech just like crypto, which totally superseded banking and isn't running on a pyramid of grifts.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 4 hours ago

God: It's only a problem with ye olde englishe, which you don't canonically speak, J.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 4 hours ago

Related: a criminal group managed to steal data from a casino thanks to their internet connected fish tank. In 2017

https://www.forbes.com/sites/leemathews/2017/07/27/criminals-hacked-a-fish-tank-to-steal-data-from-a-casino/

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

TLDR; don't group files by "what they do in common" but rather the ones that "work with the same thing". So instead of components, libraries, icons folders, group them like table1, table2, etc

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 43 points 4 days ago

Phil was wrong in thinking that corps wouldn't make such blatantly stupid choices and products

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 66 points 4 days ago

After digging through the codebase, Kamila traced the freeze back to the way E16 handled overly long file names. When a window title was too long and needed to be truncated, the algorithm responsible for doing so had no iteration limit. So it would spin indefinitely, locking up the desktop entirely.

Ah, no wonder it went unfixed for so long, most people would just rename stuff and carry on

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 4 days ago

Telling my family the passwords for my bank account. Should be pretty obvious why I haven't said it yet

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Sauce - https://retrocdn.net/images/2/2e/EGM_US_086.pdf , page 96

"[Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain] is expected to offer at least 120 hours of gameplay."

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As I prepare to give art classes to younglings (10-11yo), I usually try to teach basic shapes with direct practice via chibi characters. I also take the opportunity to explain what usually makes a character or drawing "cute".

In any case, I present you Sanrio-Man, the salary-san. He is old, disgruntled, balding, overworked, but full of hopes, dreams and kawaii energy

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Could do without it burning the planet

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By analogic age, I mean before computers became widespread.

I want to have something more visual than just the description of the processes involved, especially how a finished B&W art was made into something that could be printed several times

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It's a notoriously shitty game, but I was surprised when I saw that, despite being a side-scrolling "action" game, it uses WASD for movement on the Amiga and Apple IIgs.

https://www.mobygames.com/game/110/dark-castle/screenshots/

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Truly a miracle (programming.dev)
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Rated E for Everyone (programming.dev)
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Ah, 1980s Brazil (programming.dev)

"And you? Where's your little mark?"

Not sure if this should be tagged NSFW

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Elements of Ultima VII were inspired by game developer Origin Systems' conflicts with competitor (and later owner) Electronic Arts. Origin Systems' corporate slogan was "We Create Worlds", while the main antagonist of the story – the Guardian – is presented as a "Destroyer of Worlds". The three evil "Generators" created by the Guardian in the game take the physical shapes of the contemporary Electronic Arts logo: a cube, a sphere, and a tetrahedron. Elizabeth and Abraham, two apparently benevolent characters who later turn out to be murderers, have the initials "E" and "A".[10] Electronic Arts would acquire Origin later that same year, on September 25, 1992.

EA, destroyer of worlds since 1992

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I know that direct p2p filesharing programs have been mostly superceded by torrents and even ddl, but sometimes I feel like "trying my luck" with stuff I didn't search for directly (behind a VM, because i'm not that adventurous)

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This is a follow up to my previous post here - https://programming.dev/post/46041021 - For those that want a tldr: I'm making a php site for myself writing nearly everything by hand. The only external library I'm using is Parsedown.

After a good time working on my site, I'm happy to announce that I've officially shared it with my friends^[I won't share it here as the site is tied to a different online persona of mine]! The site isn't really "ready" yet, but it's very usable and readable, so that's good!

As for code quality? Well... It's kinda awful. Instead of this:

class User {
  $login = new String();
  $email = new String();
  ...
}

I'm using named arrays (hashes)^[Kinda funny how associative arrays have soe many different names in other languages: hash, dictionary, map] everywhere:

class User {
  $columns = array( 'login' => '',
  'email' => '',
  ...
}

"But WHY???", you might be asking. Well, to facilitate the creation of the database from zero! Here's an example of my trick:

abstract class Common {
 /**
  a bunch of different, generic select and update functions
*/
}
class Users extends Common{
$cols = array('uid'=> 'primary key auto_increment',
    'vc1_login'=> 'unique not null',
    'vc1_display_name'=> '',
    'vc2_password'=> 'not null',
    'dat_created_at'=> 'not null',
    'bol_enabled'=> 'default 1',
    ...
}

With this, the $key part of the hash doubles as the column name and their default/new values are always the details needed for the creation of their respective columns. I also treat the ::class as part of the table name. With a few functions, I can easily recreate the database from zero, something which I've tested a few times now and can confirm that it works great! Also, with key pairs, making generic SQL functions becomes very easy with foreach() loops of the $cols hash. Example:

abstract class Common {
public function selectColumns($columns, $table = '', $where='1', $orderby = '') {
        $conn = connectDb(); //static function outside class
        if ($table == '') {$table = $this::class;}
        $coll = '';
        foreach ($columns as $cols) {
            $coll .= $cols.', ';
        }
        $coll = substr($coll,0,-2);
        $stmt = $conn->prepare("SELECT ".$coll." FROM `T_".$table."` WHERE ".$where." ".$orderby.";");
        $stmt->execute();
        return $stmt->fetchAll(PDO::FETCH_ASSOC); 
//Fetch_Assoc is used so I'm forced to always use the $key in the returned array
    }

// This function will attempt to update all non-empty pairs of a given object
public function updateColsUid(){
        $conn = conectaBanco();
        $sql = "UPDATE `T_".$this::class."` SET ";
        $keys = array('uid' => $this->cols['uid']);
        foreach ($this->cols as $key => $value) {
            if (($value != '') and ($key != 'uid')) {
                $sql .= " `". $key. "` = :" . $key . " ,";
                $keys[$key] = $value;
            }
        }
        $sql = substr($sql,0,-1);
        $sql .= " WHERE `uid` = :uid;";
        $stmt = $conn->prepare($sql);
        $stmt->execute($keys);
        return $stmt->rowCount();
    }

The biggest problem with this is that if I ever remove, add or rename any of these $keys, it'll be a fucking chore to update code that references it. I'll look into using proper variables for each column in the future, especially as a database creation is something you usually only do once. On the plus side, this is the most portable php site I've ever did (1 out of 1, but whatever)

Anyway, current functionality includes creating an account, modifying some aspects^[I want to note that there was a bunch of validation that I initially didn't think of doing, but luckily had a couple of "Wait, what if..." moments. One of those was to properly escape a user's username and display name, otherwise, when echo'ing it, <b>Bob</b> would show as Bob. While the fields probably wouldn't be enough to fit anything malicious (fitting something malicious inside a varchar100 would be a real feat, ngl), it's better to close this potential hole.] of it (profile description, display name (which is html escaped, so no funny business here), signature), logging in, letting the admin make new posts, letting anyone logged in comment on existing posts, comment moderation.

I also keep track of every page visitors are going to, saving these to the database (user agent, IP, page visited) - this will be the table that will fill up faster than any other, but might also allow me to catch eventual bots that ignore robots.txt - supposing I can figure them out.

Initially, I was planning on having each post select from a list of existing categories (category N -> N posts), but after some thought, decided against that and came up with a working alternative. Posts now have a single column where categories are manually written in, separated by commas. I later retrieve them with select distinct, explode() the string into an array and finally remove duplicates with array_unique(), making it easy for visitors, and for me, to get all the unique and valid categories.

One thing I'm doing that I'm not sure whether it's good, neutral or bad design/architecture, is using the same site that has the form to also validate/insert data, as in: instead of having newpost.php and validate_and_insert_post.php files doing separate jobs, my newpost.php is the page has the form and also receives the form in order to validate and insert into the database.

The whole thing's currently sitting at 220kb, unzipped, counting the leftover files that I'm no longer using. The fact that I can deploy this literally anywhere with a working php 8+ server without typing any terminal commands makes me very happy.

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