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UK vs US sex (i.redd.it)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ooli3@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 135 points 2 weeks ago

Censoring "shoot" now? Wtf. If you need to censor such inoffensive words to post something to a platform, you should get off that platform.

Fuck I hate sanitised internet.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 95 points 2 weeks ago

And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena 😄

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

How dare you say the M word! No one should ever say that, you sick bastard!!

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[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 2 weeks ago

So tired of censorship. It makes things like this not even funny.

[-] PKscope@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago

I agree wholeheartedly, but this wasn't funny even without censorship.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 weeks ago

Let’s celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago
  • shit
  • piss
  • fuck
  • cunt
  • cocksucker
  • motherfucker
  • tits
  • fart
  • turd
  • twat
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[-] marius@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, I hope this post won't get demonetized

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If people can't stay off the more restrictive, corporate-friendly platforms, they should at least avoid dumping the censored shit here as well. Going to start blocking individual users...

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

these little self censors that don't cover shit or make a fucking difference ruin any potential comedy. who the hell thinks this is necessary or beneficial

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 18 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago

This is just a worse version of a Family Guy cutaway gag of the same context. And censored shittily. Fuck this post.

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago

Ameri~~cans~~ p~~ost~~ing so~~cial~~ med~~ia~~

[-] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago

Ameripingsomed?

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[-] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

In the name of her majesty, I have arrived.

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Coming from just a comedic point of view mentioning school shootings when talking about the US is bottom of the barrel humor, not because it's too offensive it's just hack and overdone at this point.

Just get a new joke

[-] TheFrirish@jlai.lu 15 points 2 weeks ago

The jokes will stop when the school shootings stop.

Until then: 9068

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

Even the UK foppish sex joke is pretty old. I remember a Dana Carvey special from 1995 making the same joke about the infamous Hugh Grant blowjob.

[-] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's also a disproportionate response. "British people talk funny" gets "American school children are regularly shot at school, lol tragedy".

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

The most impressive thing I have learned about Americans from TV and movies is that they have sex with all their underwear on, so that when they get out of bed they don't accidentally glimpse each other's private parts.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago

Why is sex corrected to “six”? Is this a Kiwi meme?

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wherever this was originally shared\posted, someone circumvented the site's detector bot for blocked words by paint-brushing over the word(s)... but still readable to humans.
It's an annoying new trend.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Why don’t they just post somewhere that won’t block it then? Surely the point of this is that children would be safe there, so this just screws everybody.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

The British any time they talk about america

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Which is still less often than school shootings in America

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[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Close your eyes op.

Shoot.

You can look now.

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[-] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

As an american, i can confirm.

[-] Fanfare2217@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Brilliant"

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wait I thought the brits were the cousin fuckers

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

British is more like: oy plough me harda guvunah. Please plough me in me khyber pass.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can’t say that on the internet!

Does anybody else feel like it's time to stop complaining about dumb censorship? Everybody here agrees and the people who should see it never will. It's so pointless. Right now the top four comments here are useless complaints. Maybe I should start a new trend and complain about the complaints. People can then complain about that, until it's complaints all the way down.

[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Reposting censored content is just as annoying as censoring it yourself.

[-] HertzDentalBar 4 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly it should be a reason to remove posts. Either find the fucking original or fuck off is my opinion.

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[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well there are many figurative forma in english that include guns. Being a big caliber, taking a shot, troubleshooting...

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sax, isn't it what jazz is made of ?

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