[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

In related news, I've decided to start referring to toilet paper as crap napkins.

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 16 points 9 months ago

No point; resistance is futile.

I'll just see myself out.

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 16 points 9 months ago

He's well aware that he's broken the fourth wall in his theatre of the mind.

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago

And let's not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 28 points 10 months ago

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 19 points 10 months ago

What invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 175 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let's do that!

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Nah, it's orange, so it's probably not thinking at all.

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 28 points 11 months ago
  • F.B Purity - Cleans up Facebook

There's no cleaning that shit up.

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

WHY ALL THE YELLING?

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

The only good iPhone is a dead iPhone.

[-] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 80 points 1 year ago

Laughs in Firefox

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