[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

May I please have a translation for "squeezing dead horse on her fritters"? I assume fritters is some sort of food, but the dead horse has peaked my interest.

Excuse me my apologies, may I please have a translation for "squeezing dead horse on her fritters", ya cunt?

Is it glue? But you don't normally eat glue, so my guess is mayo or ranch maybe?

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 28 points 1 day ago

"Military leaders will need to pass height and weight tests each year."

Each year? Height tests? How many ppl losing height year to year?

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 3 points 2 days ago

Let me guess you don't have cats

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 4 points 5 days ago

So you're mad about steam's monopoly and your response is to encourage people to give them more money? Little strange, but kinda kinky tbh

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 2 points 5 days ago

Do you offer anal or orifice type lookboxes? Honestly, not sure what I'm looking for here. But I might just pay to see what I get

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 10 points 5 days ago

Omg yes. I love dragon age games and honestly if the corpo fuckwits didn't fuck up the game veilguad would have been a smash fucking hit. All that it is missing is the writing/stoy.

The combat is so great! Each class is fun and unique with multiple viable builds. Reset skill points whenever. It is very different from the other DA games but it is great in its own right. More action and doges, less tactics.

Oh you like the way that armor looks but the stats suck? Veilguard you can change the appearance of any armour so you get the cool looks and the good stats. Same with weapons.

Spend forever on the way your character looks during character creation? Now you want to start another play through with the same "character", but you don't want spend forever in character creation again? Veilguard let's you copy the appearance of other saves!!

Wanna pause during a cutsence? You can do that.

Veilguard has so many great game choices and quality of life improvements. Truly the only downside is the dogshit story.

These MBAs had the devs start over multiple times. The devs had some ideas, then the MBAs come in and say make an mmo. Devs are like this is stupid but you the boss. MBAs realize it's trash. Devs start over. MBAs decide to fire writers that had been there since the first game and second games. Right away veilgaurd shits on so much of the lore and world state of the previous games.

All the game needs is a half way decent story, then it would have been a huge hit I swear

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 8 points 5 days ago

Misread this as peppers and was very confused lol

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 2 points 6 days ago

I haven't played the game but I'm sure you're right. Just listing the one redeeming feature I can think of from looking at the pic lol

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 3 points 6 days ago

It reminds me of a shitty version of the carpets for kids that are of a cartoon city with lots if roads and shit. Idk why but those stupid things bring me such joy even at my age. They are damn good toys which inspire imaginative play. Fuck yeah those carpets

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submitted 2 weeks ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I recently rewatched Army of Darkness for the first time in forever and I was so charmed by all the practical effects. The eyeball in the shoulder still gets me lol. Practical effects aside, the whole movie was a lot of campy silly fun. It's just a gem of a movie.

What's your favorite movie that uses lots of practical effects?

Do you have a favorite practical effect of all time?

Any movies like Army of Darkness you'd recommend?

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

Have there been any technological advances in ~~boucey~~ bouncy ball technology in the last decade or two? What is the most dangerous ~~boucey~~ bouncy ball I can buy?

Edit: I will admit 3 things.

  1. I don't spell good
  2. I def forgot about newtons 3rd law of motion and that bouncy balls aren't magic or something. They will always have less energy than I throw it with after the 1st bounce.
  3. Gonna have to think of new way to commit murder. I could shoot bouncy balls out of potato cannon but that feels cheap.
  4. I don't count good either
[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 37 points 1 month ago

Hell of a legacy for sure! It's also just so insane to think that she started this project in college. I had no idea she was so young. I wonder what incredible shit will she work on in the future!

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submitted 1 month ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world

A lot of people at my work, especially managerment, are very pro AI. I've haven't openly shared my opinion of AI/the fact that I don't use it, because the hype around AI seems almost cult like at my work. It was months before anyone brought up hallunications.

Part of me wants to share my reasons against AI at work. Some possible reasons I'm thinking of sharing are cooking the planet, you don't know when it is hallucinating so how do you trust it, critical thinking rot.

Any advice on discussing the negatives of AI at work? Or should I just keep my head down and let sloppers slop?

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Episode Guide? (self.rwby)
submitted 1 month ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/rwby@sh.itjust.works

Is there an episode guide If I just want to watch the series for the large amount of lesbian stories on AO3? I tried watching it but the animation style in the first season were not to my liking. I hear the animation gets better tho. Is it worth to stick with the series?

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 67 points 2 months ago

Jesus fuck your right

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submitted 2 months ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Mine is this little tidbit about Khaki's from https://www.heddels.com/2019/05/history-khaki-anything-drab/

"Tried and tested by all the major powers, khaki-dyed, lightweight cotton twills became the de facto uniform for any colonizing power. If you were going to ship your boys abroad to pillage and conquer someplace in the Southern Hemisphere, khaki was your go-to color."

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Repairing Broken Sofa? (self.nostupidquestions)

One of the legs of my sofa broke. Thinking about repairing but not sure the best way to do that. I have a very limited amount of tools

I'm thinking of unscrewing the other legs, then resting the frame on something. What should I rest it on? I'm thinking of just getting some wood form Lowes or something like that. Is that totally stupid?

Is there a way to check the strength of the frame? Am I just delaying the inevitable?

Appreciate any advice you can offer!

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Idk I know I'm being hopeful thinking they might actually stop taking his every word as gospel. Then again this is the first time I've seen his supporters burn his fucking hate hats

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What is this thing? (self.asklemmy)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

My desk is cluttered and I just found this thing on it. I'm worried it's some egg from a insect. It's extremely hard tho I try as hard as I can, but I can't squish it with my fingers. It's mostly see through which doesn't seem bug like. Looks more like a pill or a maybe a stone from some jewelry. But don't take any pills like this or have any jewelry with that color stone that anyone in the house wears really

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/bca2520a-0010-44ac-8401-d4ac3238a083.webp

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/patientgamers@sh.itjust.works

I bought Armored Core 6 shortly after it was released on the PS4 (one of the few games I paid for full price for). I enjoyed it very much the 1st playthrough. Stopped during my 2nd or 3rd playthrough.

Its on sale now on steam. Thinking about getting it for my steam deck, but I was wondering how different of a game it is now. Have there been any cool updates? More build options? Multiplayer still active?

How easy is it to mod on a deck? I forgot about mods!!!

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submitted 4 months ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/warframe@dormi.zone

I think they attack us first, then they get mad and hold a grudge against us. Then we end up John Wicking dozens of their dogs until they are mad enough to come fight us personally. Then we stab them with our special knife. Then we repeat the cycle with more dog killing until we finally kill the sister for real. Or convert her some how.

May I just say what the fuck, and that is some top tier writing. Makes me want a final John Wick movie where he goes dark side and just starts shooting ppls dogs until he gets what he wants.

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Easy Headshot (self.warframe)
submitted 4 months ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/warframe@dormi.zone

Is there a primary weapon that gets easy headshot kills from hip firing or with as little aiming as possible? I want lazy headshots to keep Evade up

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submitted 4 months ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Ideally moments where they felt embarrassed themselves, but moments where they embarrassed you or others are welcome as well.

My cat Bert was in the window behind the blinds watching this horde of crows chilling in the backyard. The crows were making a bunch of noise chatting. Bert's tail was going real good, he was locked in on these fucking birds. This went on for minutes.

Then I hear a real loud CAWWW! A big SLAM against the window, then Bert came tumbling through the blinds and thudded on the floor. As this happened the noises from the crows reached a new peak. I swear they were fucking laughing at Bert 😂 He walked away from their laughter with a defeated embarrassed look on his face, never to return to the window that day.

I think a crow baited Bert into lunging into the glass window, for the amusment of the rest of the birds lol

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submitted 4 months ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

The appliance that elicits anger and frustrated at it's mere sight. The treacherous device that never worked right.

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