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Unethical Life Protip (self.lemmyshitpost)
submitted 2 days ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Looking to enact some petty revenge? Find a missing cat or dog poster with a cash reward, take a good photo of the pet on the missing poster. Create a new poster with the pic you took that reads something like:

Missing Cat. Not my cat but I am highly interested. Cash reward

Make the cash reward 2, 3 or 10 times more than the original missing poster's cash reward. Add the phone number of the person you seek revenge against. Then hang up the poster next to the original missing cat posters.

Rest easy knowing your enemy is getting calls telling them what a piece of shit they are.

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 1 points 2 days ago

Have you googled the SKU and see if anything else happens to share the number?

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 4 points 2 days ago

This is far beyond my limited coding experience but I do enjoy a good puzzle. In your opinion do you think it could be some gen AI scraper. Like the gen AI is deciding what page to scrape and cuz its stupid it keeps selecting your page?

Alternatively I wonder if the product page just happens to have an unsual combinination of keywords that the bot is looking for. Maybe its looking for cheap prices of RAM and the page has some keywords related to RAM?

Good luck I hope you are able to get them to start hammering that page.

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 1 points 2 days ago

Thanksgiving isn't even here bucko. I don't care how you package them, you keep your Santa ho ho hos until December 1st like a decent human being. Besides what does Santa even have to do with pirating a movie?!?

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 6 points 4 days ago

Ok but now I want one with googly eyes on the snake inside the handle please

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 2 points 6 days ago

Thank you for blessing me with knowledge of the words tomtato and pomato 🙏

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 1 points 6 days ago

If you could be a really cool fish of your choice or like a small bird max size a Pigeon which would you choose?

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 108 points 1 week ago

What fucking mask?

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Try Butt Nutts Today!! (self.lemmyshitpost)
submitted 3 weeks ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

You've heard of truck nuts! But let me tell you about the next big thing in the nut world! BUTT NUTTS!!!!

That's right if you've ever wanted to assert your masculinity, your feelings of insecurity, or just your plain old love of nuts, order Butt Nutts today!!!

"But what are Butts Nutts?" You may ask.

Here at Nothin' Butt Nut Industries, we have taken the heartiest, most America loving, and God fearing nuts we could find and made a mold of them. We've attached our perfect nut molds to ultra secure butt plugs. Available in multiple sizes!

Our patent pending butt plugs were designed with the security and versatility of all wheel drive in mind. Just like you can trust your truck to get you where you need to go in any weather. You can trust our Butt Nutts to stay in place regardless of the weather outside, excluding hurricanes and tornadoes.

Order today and receive our special edition All American Nut Rings. Its a cock ring with a little eagle on top and nuts on the bottom of the cock ring. Also the eagle has nuts too.

Want more??? We'll throw in our signature Black Gold Oil Field Lube. The only lube to deliver the rich smell of American oil and the ultra slick glide of top quality lube.

Butt Nutts: Leave them wondering about your bulge in the back! Order Butt Nutts now!!! Made by Nothin' Butt Nut Industries, we're nuts about nuts!!

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submitted 2 months ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I recently rewatched Army of Darkness for the first time in forever and I was so charmed by all the practical effects. The eyeball in the shoulder still gets me lol. Practical effects aside, the whole movie was a lot of campy silly fun. It's just a gem of a movie.

What's your favorite movie that uses lots of practical effects?

Do you have a favorite practical effect of all time?

Any movies like Army of Darkness you'd recommend?

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

Have there been any technological advances in ~~boucey~~ bouncy ball technology in the last decade or two? What is the most dangerous ~~boucey~~ bouncy ball I can buy?

Edit: I will admit 3 things.

  1. I don't spell good
  2. I def forgot about newtons 3rd law of motion and that bouncy balls aren't magic or something. They will always have less energy than I throw it with after the 1st bounce.
  3. Gonna have to think of new way to commit murder. I could shoot bouncy balls out of potato cannon but that feels cheap.
  4. I don't count good either
[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 38 points 3 months ago

Hell of a legacy for sure! It's also just so insane to think that she started this project in college. I had no idea she was so young. I wonder what incredible shit will she work on in the future!

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submitted 3 months ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world

A lot of people at my work, especially managerment, are very pro AI. I've haven't openly shared my opinion of AI/the fact that I don't use it, because the hype around AI seems almost cult like at my work. It was months before anyone brought up hallunications.

Part of me wants to share my reasons against AI at work. Some possible reasons I'm thinking of sharing are cooking the planet, you don't know when it is hallucinating so how do you trust it, critical thinking rot.

Any advice on discussing the negatives of AI at work? Or should I just keep my head down and let sloppers slop?

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Episode Guide? (self.rwby)
submitted 3 months ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/rwby@sh.itjust.works

Is there an episode guide If I just want to watch the series for the large amount of lesbian stories on AO3? I tried watching it but the animation style in the first season were not to my liking. I hear the animation gets better tho. Is it worth to stick with the series?

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 32 points 3 months ago

Yeah they be from somewhere outside the united states like Hawaii

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 67 points 3 months ago

Jesus fuck your right

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submitted 4 months ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Mine is this little tidbit about Khaki's from https://www.heddels.com/2019/05/history-khaki-anything-drab/

"Tried and tested by all the major powers, khaki-dyed, lightweight cotton twills became the de facto uniform for any colonizing power. If you were going to ship your boys abroad to pillage and conquer someplace in the Southern Hemisphere, khaki was your go-to color."

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Repairing Broken Sofa? (self.nostupidquestions)

One of the legs of my sofa broke. Thinking about repairing but not sure the best way to do that. I have a very limited amount of tools

I'm thinking of unscrewing the other legs, then resting the frame on something. What should I rest it on? I'm thinking of just getting some wood form Lowes or something like that. Is that totally stupid?

Is there a way to check the strength of the frame? Am I just delaying the inevitable?

Appreciate any advice you can offer!

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Idk I know I'm being hopeful thinking they might actually stop taking his every word as gospel. Then again this is the first time I've seen his supporters burn his fucking hate hats

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What is this thing? (self.asklemmy)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

My desk is cluttered and I just found this thing on it. I'm worried it's some egg from a insect. It's extremely hard tho I try as hard as I can, but I can't squish it with my fingers. It's mostly see through which doesn't seem bug like. Looks more like a pill or a maybe a stone from some jewelry. But don't take any pills like this or have any jewelry with that color stone that anyone in the house wears really

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/bca2520a-0010-44ac-8401-d4ac3238a083.webp

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 29 points 6 months ago

You fucking menace. I love the chaotic energy lol. You pull any more stunts like that one?

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/patientgamers@sh.itjust.works

I bought Armored Core 6 shortly after it was released on the PS4 (one of the few games I paid for full price for). I enjoyed it very much the 1st playthrough. Stopped during my 2nd or 3rd playthrough.

Its on sale now on steam. Thinking about getting it for my steam deck, but I was wondering how different of a game it is now. Have there been any cool updates? More build options? Multiplayer still active?

How easy is it to mod on a deck? I forgot about mods!!!

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submitted 6 months ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/warframe@dormi.zone

I think they attack us first, then they get mad and hold a grudge against us. Then we end up John Wicking dozens of their dogs until they are mad enough to come fight us personally. Then we stab them with our special knife. Then we repeat the cycle with more dog killing until we finally kill the sister for real. Or convert her some how.

May I just say what the fuck, and that is some top tier writing. Makes me want a final John Wick movie where he goes dark side and just starts shooting ppls dogs until he gets what he wants.

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Easy Headshot (self.warframe)
submitted 6 months ago by DoGeeseSeeGod to c/warframe@dormi.zone

Is there a primary weapon that gets easy headshot kills from hip firing or with as little aiming as possible? I want lazy headshots to keep Evade up

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