UK people would say 'shat' not 'shit' though.

*by accident. On accident grates like nails on a blackboard. It's like saying by purpose.

I can stare at my wife for 90 hours, more if you're paying me, you big lonely unloved shite.

Surely that info is freely available on the passport they are using to go through the airport.

If you don't have the willpower or don't really want to, you will fail. It's nearly all willpower.

Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.

Who in Gregg's in the UK would write math like a yank? It's maths.

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in my ass.

I self published two books and am almost ready to do a third. No interest in being a famous author or making millions, just glad to get them out of my head and to know they are just what I intended them to be.

They are also the most successful hunters in the animal kingdom with a ~97% success rate. They don't know trigonometry, but their brains allow them to calculate where their prey will be and they intercept it.

As a kid you were presumably playing near nettles a lot more frequently, and as a kid you're also a bit lax with being aware of your surroundings. Life was more in the moment.

Attenborough, I'd wager. That's about the only one I'd be confident of. Probably Brian Blessed as well.