Jesus Fucking Krist

I put on some cool music and dance (safely) in the shower

There was a third????

Dont search up spc (not a typo) 3008 or scp 7816

Say gecs

Alright team, get in position, we have to eliminate the target

Theres a video of Usain Bolt on one of those anti grav planes trying to run. Its not the best example but kinda funny to see nonetheless

Probably some typos. I imagine its “ate an edible and cant sleep yet not totally awake”

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

Thank you for your valuable service

yep, ‘tis the way of the ceo. being so delightfully out of touch that you make the shittiest decisions possible just for your quarterly profits to be marginally higher

based