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USA! USA! USA! Rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Jakdracula@lemmy.world to c/196
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[-] FrasseFisk@feddit.nu 41 points 1 year ago

"yeah when grandma fell down the stairs we just shot her"

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"When uncle Monty got shot in his leg, we had to amputate it. Unfortunately, Tommy accidentally cut his other leg as well, and since it could get infected, he evened it out."
Reference to Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The beginning: https://youtu.be/HPDiqTWgLgY

Just in case: Some could consider it NSFL perhaps.

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[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Paw Paw start'd afar won thyme when ee fella sleep wit uh lit cigrette. We just shot the far.

Ah yes, the “my family tree is a wreath” crowd

[-] fah_Q@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago

Looks as if he doesn't pull out of his sister either.Roll Tide!

[-] numlok@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

For some reason, that single lower-case "n" is what's got me most triggered.

[-] itslilith 7 points 11 months ago

the t is lowercase as well, maybe they're not too confident about the "not" part

[-] numlok@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The ascender on that "T" is at the same height as the other capital letters, so maybe they intended it to also serve as a crucifix to really tie the whole scene together? ;)

[-] owen@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago
[-] DavLemmyHav 11 points 1 year ago
[-] cupcakezealot 12 points 1 year ago

i'm not threatened; he seems to prefer the confederacy which has never won a war yet.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Sis/Ma! I shot maself again. Call 9 I mean nevermind

[-] rumschlumpel 5 points 1 year ago
[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

If you've ever driven more than a few miles outside of a major US city you'd know this is all too real.

[-] rumschlumpel 2 points 11 months ago

never even been to America TBH

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Guessing self aware joke. I can see that on a mobile home, but not a 500usd tin box.

[-] GeorgeTheFourth@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] gac11@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

They shoot at it til it's out

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Roundhouse kick to the face in those bad boys

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Is that Todd Padre?!

[-] Random_German_Name@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

I‘m sure they call 161

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