I played wow during almost all of my online courses

Losing all of my memories, and therefore proof that I've lived, to hereditary dementia.

When I'm on my deathbed, I'm absolutely sure I won't be thinking about work.

Why the long face?

Oh right, all the uranium...

People survived when they had to drink straight out the river. You'll survive without amazon.

Shoot I was just about to pick up 10 caterpillar bulldozers. Guess I'll have to meet my bulldozing needs somewhere else.

History classes in the US are patriot washed to convince soon to be laborers that they're living in the greatest country to ever possibly exist.

Almost all of the WW2 vets are gone man. I worry that the far right resurgence around the world is being allowed to happen because people are simply ignorant to the horror of WW2. I remember talking to someone younger than me about Adolf Hitler and the Holocaust. He didn't seem to think much of the Holocaust which I found disturbing. I started bringing up the numbers and I could see the shock in his face. He genuinely didn't seem to grasp just how many people were murdered because of fascism.

I had a Scottish chick in Edinburgh tell me that I was the only American she enjoyed talking to. I didn't realize just how poorly we were viewed overseas until I went myself.

Luigi is an American hero. Whether he did it or not is irrelevant. It's what he stands for.

I am permanently banned from making Reddit accounts because I got about 4 of them banned for "promoting violence".

The violence? Telling people it was a good thing to punch Nazis. Reddit is a Nazi safe space.

I wonder if anyone ever said "Democracy would never work, just look at what happened to Athens".

Socialism and communism are relatively new ideas. While I don't believe communism is an effective form of government, it's still kind of silly to write it off so quickly.