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jordan peter(ule)son (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago

This guy is an inspiration. He helped thousands get their life together because they see him and think, "I don't want to end up like that guy, desperate for love and eager for attention." So they clean up, straighten out their lives and start to feel better about themselves knowing they aren't Jordan Peterson.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 months ago

I swear I can see the faintest image of sad clown makeup. Like it's hidden just below the skin.

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago

Back on the Benzos? Go tidy your room and have a shower; you’ll be fine.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Just a little coma, you won't even notice it.

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Benzos and nothing but meat!

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, sorry. I forgot the cows. His entire diet is: “beef, benzos and word salad.” I wish that, just for once, he’d drink a large glass of “shut-the-fuck-up” one day.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Every time I see this guy's face I think: lobster social hierarchies. And then I laugh my ass off.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

That's a guy who needs a good night's sleep and a lot of hydration.

[-] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

12 rules for what?

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