[-] Ashelyn 38 points 9 months ago

Can we do Pathfinder instead? There are a lot of canonically sapphic relationships among the goddesses, and then there's also a random man who essentially became a god as a drunken dare gone too far and he's still just a really chill guy

[-] Ashelyn 36 points 1 year ago

>dinner is done
>announce dinner
>everyone shows up 10 minutes later

Some of the food is cold because I didn't cover it, but why should I? It would have been fine if they came to the table when I announced dinner.

>next day
>dinner is almost done
>remembering yesterday, I decide to announce dinner 10 minutes early so that 10 minutes later is "on time"
>everyone arrives to the table immediately, remembering that it was cold yesterday not wanting that to happen again
>mfw

[-] Ashelyn 39 points 1 year ago

Any time a news headline asks a question, the answer is almost always "no"

[-] Ashelyn 43 points 2 years ago

Imagine a world where combined C-suite salaries were capped at the tax burden a company owes past a certain point. I think that would be incredibly funny to see the conflict of interest at play. Want your accounting/legal department to research tax loopholes to exploit? Sure thing, but it's coming straight out of your paycheck!

Oh, you "had a bad year"? Probably shouldn't be taking home a hundred million dollars then.

Combined with a "top pay can't make more than x times the salary of the lowest paid employee" with the exception being the tax thing, I could see it being a great double bind into making companies either pay their workers more or actually pay their share in taxes.

I know it would basically never happen in the US but a girl can dream

[-] Ashelyn 40 points 2 years ago

Assuming all of his traits listed are "default" is part of the problem

(I'm sorry, I know it's a joke and I do think it's quite funny but I feel like I have to bring this up as a disclaimer)

[-] Ashelyn 41 points 2 years ago

I could comment on the notion that one owns one's girlfriend but regardless, you should definitely self host if you're sharing deeply personal information with a program

[-] Ashelyn 37 points 2 years ago

Tell me you got most of your views on lesbians from porn without telling me you got most of your views on lesbians from porn

[-] Ashelyn 35 points 2 years ago

Brb putting a noisecore cd into my dad's older car as a prank

[-] Ashelyn 36 points 2 years ago

But if anyone tries to open a new thread on the issue it gets marked as a duplicate and removed

[-] Ashelyn 37 points 2 years ago

One equation, sure, but not in one valid function (without making it parametric anyways)

[-] Ashelyn 38 points 2 years ago

Wake up babe new bottom surgery just dropped

[-] Ashelyn 38 points 2 years ago

Limitations inspire creative solutions

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