[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

"Cool treats"

It's not called Ice for nothin'...

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."

Hilarity ensues.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

ACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN'T WOKE!

huffs and puffs in MAGA rage

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

How would you know? You're sleeping.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Cobain's, too.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Too bad. I was really looking forward to a Chinese adaptation of Caddyshack.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

It's Hornée. It's French.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

"Put them in the camel clutch, break his back, fuck his ass, and make him humble!"

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

She smelled like soup.

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