[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

I agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.

Source: In my drinking, I've found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I've also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

What about a EWE?

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."

Hilarity ensues.

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Last words on the cross:

"Well...so much for nepotism!"

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[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

ACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN'T WOKE!

huffs and puffs in MAGA rage

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The sound they make when you're nailing them.

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FEDiverse (startrek.website)

You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...

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Smells Like Teen Spirit (startrek.website)

When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"

Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.

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Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat

Jesus gets the bill

"Why..."

Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose

"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"

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Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

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The Jebus Said So. (startrek.website)

AMEN!

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Eat them up, yum.

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In the holiday spirit... (startrek.website)

What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

If you French fry when you're supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

I like my coffee like I like my women...

Dark...

Strong...

With a spoon in them.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Biblical or modern?

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

"Put them in the camel clutch, break his back, fuck his ass, and make him humble!"

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