Isn't classic piracy boarding ships and taking all their shit at gunpoint?

it wasn't me

fus ro snifffff

Goodbye

$$$$$$$$$

Fuck offffffff

As one former senior administration official puts it: “You try working for him and not chasing pills with alcohol.”

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside

And I take a big bite and I get real full

And I scream from the top of my lungs

"I love burritos!"

Sell laptop, buy 🦈.

🏴‍☠️

Meanwhile at Hibachi:

Nukes