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pizza rules (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 10 months ago by glizzyguzzler to c/196

Alt text: Star Trek Enterprise scene, Riker is labeled "The last pack of pizza rolls in the freezer" and Data is labeled "Me at 3 AM". Riker is sleeping, some ominous flashing lights start occurring. He looks up, and then looks down the bed in shock. Cut to Data, who is creepily smiling back. Cut back to Riker, who is then pulled slowly down the bed and out of frame, by Data who is off-screen.

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[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

Never realized but why is he sleeping in his uniform?

[-] Azathoth@kbin.run 23 points 10 months ago

Fairly sure that part is from Schisms where Riker and other crew members are being abducted while they sleep by aliens. At this point he knows he’s going to be abducted and has taken some stimulants to stay awake so he decided to get abducted in his uniform rather than his sleeping clothes.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Because you know Riker normally sleeps naked.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Right, and he didn't want the aliens abducting him to be intimidated

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

Gonna make the probulator jealous

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

You gotta be ready for anything

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago
[-] glizzyguzzler 4 points 10 months ago

lemmy just sporedrive my ass over there

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 3 points 10 months ago

how did you get gifs to work ! it always breaks for me

[-] glizzyguzzler 2 points 10 months ago

Upload gif to catbox.moe and then paste the URL they give you into the post box! But videos (mp4s and others I’m sure) don’t play nice. Only ones without audio (gifs and webps)

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