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pizza rules (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 10 months ago by glizzyguzzler to c/196

Alt text: Star Trek Enterprise scene, Riker is labeled "The last pack of pizza rolls in the freezer" and Data is labeled "Me at 3 AM". Riker is sleeping, some ominous flashing lights start occurring. He looks up, and then looks down the bed in shock. Cut to Data, who is creepily smiling back. Cut back to Riker, who is then pulled slowly down the bed and out of frame, by Data who is off-screen.

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[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Because you know Riker normally sleeps naked.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Right, and he didn't want the aliens abducting him to be intimidated

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

Gonna make the probulator jealous

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