I don't think he was kicked out, he just never got in.

Jesus..

Hitler is to be blamed for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of gnarly shit, but I think there's been fighting going over on in the Middle-East a bit before him.

An old lady with terminal cancer

Ask Justice Garland how that would've changed anything.

A c list actor’s career flopped and now the state he was governor of catches fire of a regular basis

I'll give it a try.

Wrestling moderator had to legalise bankrupt shady business practices of his, American rule of law now under scrutiny

I have to pass on this one. Trump has dabbled in wrestling but not as a moderator? Other shady wrestling personalities have dabbled in politics, but not with much effect?

Castillian second-row aristocracy ran out of land to conquer, wiped out half a double-continent.

This is about the conquistadores, the Spanish and Portuguese fighters who devastated South America. The "spanish" had spent centuries (re-)conquering the Iberian Peninsula. Aristocrats are warlords. If they don't inherit wealth, they have to earn it through fighting in war.

Pirates sack ship with proposal about measurement units, spaceship crashes hundreds of years later.

At least 1 space probe has crashed because of failures to convert between metric and some regionally used unit. Metric was, as everyone knows, invented during and by the French Revolution.

I had to look up the pirate thing. Snopes rates it as false: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/metric-system-pirates/

Some Englishman invents a machine, climate dies.

James Watt, inventor of the steam engine. That, more or less, kicked off the age of fossil fuels.

Patent bureau clerk discovers science to overkill humanity, build cameras/solar cells and dictates speed of light as speed limit to everyone

Albert Einstein. He made physicists understand that there was a lot of boom in nuclear reactions with his famous E=mc^2. He also explained the photoelectric effect. But I think the speed limit thing is Emmy Noether, an absolutely badass woman.

Army command sends rebellious guy to enemy state in a train package, link aggregator gets build.

Lenin. He was in exile in Switzerland. During WW1, when things were revolutionary but Russia was still fighting Germany, the german army let him travel through their territory in a sealed wagon to Russia, so that he would knock Russia out of the war.

I think I know some of these, but can we get an answer sheet?

Wait what's the last one about?

Sorry I just woke up what was the initial even you’re referring to?

Reminds me of the "WWI started over a sandwich" thing

A Roman Emperor joined a Levantine cult, and now you can't get an abortion because the Supreme Court makes decisions based on Near Eastern mythology from the Iron Age.

I think unfortunately the "illuminati" is a lot more boring than that. It's just a group of career ladder climbers hell bent on staying close to power and/or those who wield it.

We like to think the only people that would do something like that would be evil men and women part of secret societies with global ambitions but it's just these greedy fuckers who need validation in a way none of us could ever dream of.

What nation is that? I thought this was about Ronald Reagan from US.

You should probably need at least a little bit more proof than that....

It was 8 months into his presidency. The air traffic controllers across the nation were threatening to strike, an act that might have crippled the struggling economic recovery. Reagan seemed to be willing to work with them if they agreed not to strike, but warned that-as federal employees-he would fire them if they did strike.

They went out and he fired them. It is my opinion that this confrontation soured his view of unions and set and adversarial tone between them and Reagan that lasted for his two terms. Anti-union sentiment rocketed and many businesses copied Reagan's actions to devastating consequence on families and laborers.

This is not a defense of Reagan. It is just the perception of an old man who was alive and voting (for Carter) in those days. I would like to know if the replacement union for the disbanded PATCO ever managed to a) get the newly hired air traffic controllers a raise or b) a reduction in weekly hours.

Some people think ingroup hierarchy is the only force in the universe. Nothing is real unless someone above you says so.

When these people switch teams, they don't answer for the excuses they made up for past conclusions, and they don't understand why anyone should.

So is Tommy Wiseau