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[-] cannibalkitteh 136 points 11 months ago

I will always game with the grungler.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 11 months ago

Why stop there? Name the whole group,[GRUNGLE CLAN]. Dibs on "Grungle Daddy"

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 19 points 11 months ago

*grungle grungle*

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 13 points 11 months ago

Much preferable to going on a date with a judgemental asshole.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 11 months ago

The thing about these complaints is I just shrug because the trash took itself out.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 126 points 11 months ago

Bro just @ me next time wtf

[-] HappyFrog 31 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry to tell you, but I don't think he's a shark.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago
[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

But like... Who would fuck a shark? Surely only another shark. Surely...

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm sure some dolphins have

Edit: for anyone confused by why I said that, I implore you not to look it up. Continue to enjoy the beautiful majestic dolphin in innocence.

!No, seriously. Don't look it up. I'm not telling. Keep your innocent bliss!!<

[-] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 11 months ago

You're not a pansexual unless you've given a sexy shark a Harkness Test.

[-] Shark@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 11 months ago

I know a few people.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

It's not a sexual thing, it's pure dominance over nature! Show the world who the true apex predator is

(source https://youtu.be/-zILOpnLW48)

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[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago
[-] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
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[-] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 91 points 11 months ago

grunglerphobia is concerningly on an increasing trend

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 29 points 11 months ago

I blame corporate america and the far right

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 72 points 11 months ago

She doesn't deserve him.

[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 64 points 11 months ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago
[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

I am Spartacus! I mean, the Grungler!

[-] DriftinGrifter 9 points 11 months ago

Maybe there's a little bit of grungler in all of us

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 49 points 11 months ago

it’s grunglin’ time

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

OTOH, bi women don’t face the same kind of discrimination. I blame society.

Seriously tho, I think it’s likely because men aren’t allowed to be emotionally vulnerable.

[-] clark@midwest.social 29 points 11 months ago

That’s true, but bi women mainly face fetishisation.

[-] Xtallll 26 points 11 months ago

Don't forget the erasure "all lesbians are bi but haven't found the right man, and all bi women are straight"🤮

[-] nomous@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

And all bi men are gay but won't admit it. Bi-erasure is a thing and the alphabet mafia is hardly innocent of it.

It'd be really cool if people could mind their own fucking business if it doesn't involve them.

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago

Speaking as a bi man... I really couldn't care less if bi women have it better or worse than us, because discrimination fucking sucks for everyone and we're all in this together.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

Check it out guys, I'm the Grungler.

[-] wagesj45@kbin.run 30 points 11 months ago

Could happen to anyone.

[-] Finalsolo963 25 points 11 months ago

The grungler to weird discord transsexual pipeline

[-] Franzia 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hbomberguy
Vaush
Noah samsen
Jerma

[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago
[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Incorrect.

Vaush 🍆💦🐴

[-] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

No no, he wants to be the horse

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 11 months ago

Transhumanism is valid

[-] HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

This is the way.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 5 points 11 months ago
[-] Gormadt 28 points 11 months ago

Slightly NSFW explanation

Vaush has a preference for horse dicks, more specifically he want to be the horse. More specifically because he would love to have a giant dick to fuck people with.

It's an odd kink, but in general it's not remotely close to the weirdest stuff that people I've known have been into.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago

That's tame as hell compared to some of the stuff I've seen

[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 13 points 11 months ago

This was my reaction too. Well, more like tame as hell compared to what I'M into, but you know, same difference.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 11 points 11 months ago

Thanks. You're right, that's not wild at all. One Bad Dragon strap-on away from fulfillment.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

actually owns a flared Chance

ermmmm

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Wishing to have a big ol weiner" has to be the most common sex thing for dudes behind "liking boobies". It's even in the bible.

Not to shit on anyone's thing, though, I gotta say, as someone who spent time caring for horseys and other farm animals, they got some icky gross private bits don't wish for that lol

[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago
[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 11 points 11 months ago

It's not that big a deal. You might be sheltered if you think that it's that bad.

[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 12 points 11 months ago

Cursed but also based mentioning Vaush and Noah Samsen next to each other without saying anything else

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