Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside

I may have harvested my beets a little late.

Id get a medal for defending democracy.

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Supporting democracy!

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Unlicensed space travel

Tax Fraud.

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Stealing villager's beds.

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Falcon punching Pikachu.

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Genocide

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Space mining.

Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles