[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 107 points 2 weeks ago

Alright, you cast heal wounds. Any wounds on the legs are healed. You are now aware that paralysis from birth is not a "wound"

[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 140 points 4 weeks ago

In order for everyone to just freaking go, their cars would have to be attached somehow.

I wonder if anyone's ever thought of linking a bunch of cars together so they can all stop and go simultaneously. And hey, since the cars are attached and all need to go to the same place, we can build a track instead of using high maintenance rubber on pavement and-

oop, we invented trains

[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 92 points 2 months ago

I too vomit while standing up at my full height.

[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 76 points 3 months ago

I do feel for the 19 year old who was rightfully terrified of the thing but went on because his dad wanted to bond

[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 110 points 4 months ago

It takes every path available, and with high enough voltage, more paths become available

[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 298 points 4 months ago

Don't remember where I heard it first, but I always love to hear it.

"Whenever someone brings up bikes, suddenly everyone needs to move their refrigerator 100 miles in the rain"

[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 174 points 5 months ago

Got so tired of casual sex that they created competitive ranked sex.

[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 258 points 7 months ago

This is genuinely very clever and I'm amazed that the teacher came to the conclusion that this person didn't prepare anything

[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 79 points 7 months ago

The monkey's paw curls. New AAA games now feature thousands of individual rock models, among other labor- and space-saving measures being forgone in favor of realism. The game is 400 GB and the devs have worked 110 hours per week for the last 3 months

[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago

Easy enough to imagine a driver (understandably) swerving to avoid killing a cyclist and losing control of the car

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