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[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 60 points 1 year ago

Weekend with no plans, ADHD edition:

  • wake up
  • looking forward to a full day of fatty food, gaming and shitposting on lemmy
  • go downstairs to make scrambled eggs
  • all pans are dirty
  • dishwasher still broken
  • partner asks if I've got the present for her aunt's birthday which is today and I apparently agreed to go to with her, 2 months ago
  • the day spirals downward from there
[-] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Same here for most of the above, but I would like to suggest something I do often with random obligatory attendances. Every time you're bored at the party, say your tummy is acting strange. Free pass to go to the bathroom to fuck around on your phone whenever you want. Nobody wants to talk about yr poops. You might owe your partner an explanation, but you can follow your heart on that.

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Wait, do people eats less than at least one frozen pizza per meal? Like, I don't get them often, but I need two to feel full.

(I always get shit for writing about portion sizes, I'm only 70kg)

[-] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Some just eat a lot. I do sometimes, not frozen pizza but other stuff, but then I also regularly skip both breakfast and lunch or dinner without really thinking about it so on the whole I don't think I eat more than others. I'm around 60 KG. The one that makes people look is when I pack away 30 pieces of sushi while they ordered 10 pieces and are somehow satisfied. That or how I can kill a full bag of potato chips (300 g) in one sitting, a cool 1500 kcal of crispy goodness.

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

My weakness is Oreos.

[-] narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

You just have to add enough cheese

[-] blujan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

The post doesn't specify pizza size, you could be thinking of smaller pizzas than the post.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think that's just you. I weigh like 40kg more than you, and I usually eat 3/8 pieces when I make a frozen pizza

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm honestly curious, do you snack a lot or something? Where do your calories come from?

I looked up a few frozen pizzas you can get in my area and they are around 800-900 kcal. Assuming you eat 3/8 per meal, that's 9/8 a day, or up to about 1000 kcal. On the basis that you average a similar amount of calories per meal and consume the usual three meals.

The average man needs between 2000 and 3000 kcal. Woman start at 1600.

Since I gun for at least 2800 kcal and my average breakfast is about 600 kcal, my other meals need to be ~1200 kcal (1.3-1.5 pizzas). I never eat outside of meals except for maybe once over the weekend.

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

What’s up with all these fractions. Let’s calm down

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[-] 667@lemmy.radio 37 points 1 year ago

Need to add a free space for “time travel”, it’s where you look at the clock and it’s 9:13a and then minutes later when you look again it’s 2a the next morning

[-] Wolf_359@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, no kidding.

There are those special weekends though where you think it's 4pm and the clock only says 11am.

I find that getting up early, no matter how tired I am (and even if it means I need to nap later) makes weekends feel significantly longer.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

eat a whole frozen pizza? that is a walk in the park on a regular day

[-] BluJay320 17 points 1 year ago
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[-] ThatFembyWho 16 points 1 year ago

...what exactly is the world record?

[-] Vlixz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Definitely more then 3 otherwise I just broke it O⁠_⁠o

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

It's not like you can set a world record, there is a cap.

News Flash - TEEN DIES MASTURBATING 46 TIMES FROM GETTING NO P*SSY

You gotta stop at 45.

[-] Vlixz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

44 News finds you can mastrubate 45 times after teen dies mastrubating 46 times

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

When you win weekend Bingo on a Wednesday night

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

This changes drastically if you have a kid(s). I would kill for a weekend alone at home right about now.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You would kill? And the thing stopping you from enjoying these free weekends is your kids?

Hmmmm /s

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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I spend my home alone weekends setting up a series of elaborate traps in case some bandits try to rob my house.

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Slept in, set record, smoked, ignored messages and although I didn't eat a frozen pizza I did cook only chicken legs for dinner...

[-] Wirlocke 10 points 1 year ago

I don't remember many of these from the movie...

/j

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago

Just print this out and throw bean bags at it to pick the activity. Like a "jump to conclusions" mat, but better.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago

I filled the whole card up before 10am. :/

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I'm proud of you for waking up before 10am!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

I mean... Technically 3pm the previous day is before 10am the next 🤷🏻‍♂️

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[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

Do I get anything special for doing all 9? That's like... 8 bingos

[-] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When you do all 9 for 9 weekends in a row, then you get to claim you accomplished something

[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Am I the only one who began to hate wasting time on weekends? I am 28 and I have mostly wasted my time playing video games or watching TV shows earlier, but now I just can't do that, and if I don't spend time learning or working on something I am just stressed out.

[-] Wolf_359@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

To each their own. Just be sure it's making you happy.

I work to live, but I don't live to work.

Life is short and I thoroughly enjoy playing a video game without a care in the world. With a kid and a house, I have plenty on my plate. I don't go out of my way looking for extra work. If the opportunity arises for me to "waste time" I take it and enjoy it without guilt.

Last night I got to play Lethal Company with two of my friends. Most fun I've had in months. No regrets.

[-] Chewmungus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

In the same boat as you, but hell yeah nothing wrong with “wasting time” playing video games with friends!

My wife and I moved across the country so I highly value playing video games with my friends from back home, we play with our webcams on in discord so it’s the closest I have to quality time, given our distance from each other

[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It could be a symptom of anxiety, specifically time anxiety. Feeling like you "have" to be working on something and relaxing is "wasting" time is a consequence of hustle/grind culture that is linked to broader economic anxiety.

Are you able to meaningfully measure how productive you actually are? Research into productivity has shown that resting properly in moderation is linked to more efficient work output.

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Weekend? This is like my daily routine.

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I was laid off during covid and had severance, PTO payout, stimulus checks, and a healthy savings account so I definitely did this for about a month before I decided to get my shit together.

[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted 7 points 1 year ago

Home

Weekend

 

cries in retail

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[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'm 50 and since before I was a teenager I've never had weekends off in my whole life.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well dammit, you don't stand a chance at the maturation world record just waking off on a weekday. Where are your priorities?

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[-] fraksken@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago
[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Are you happy?

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 6 points 1 year ago

relax now..., sleep in, and binge youtube (well, really long letsplay, really) done, spiral scheduled for about 5 or 6 hours from now.

[-] lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

should I be happy or sad that I scored 6?

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

6 isn't that much. I'm on 12th today, and it isn't even noon.

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[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'm only supposed to do these things on the weekend? Thought this was a daily checklist.

[-] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I've done all of these today

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Bingo along the first column

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I don’t own frozen pizza, I can’t get into games anymore, and I have insomnia, but I’ve never felt more successful!

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only one bowl before noon?

You gotta pump those numbers, bro

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Bro just finally started watching The Boys, fucking banger!

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