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Well, are you? (lemmy.world)
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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 9 months ago

Tall and no fight, but yeah.

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

Tall and no cute here

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

All except the small and chubby part. I guess I'm not a raccoon.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I am a stretched out raccoon

[-] toast@retrolemmy.com 11 points 9 months ago

Long raccoon

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

A racccooon, if you will

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 4 points 9 months ago

Whatever you are, that's also what I am.

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

Also know as trash panda

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

"Is that better?"

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

I'm kinda bummed that I'm not raccoon. ☹️

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

What’s the opposite of a raccoon?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Idunno, a truck of some sort? 🤷

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I guess it would be:

  • Dark circles above eyes
  • Excretes junk
  • Tall and slim
  • Stays up all day
  • Ugly coward

I can't think of anything which precisely fits this description...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A DUCK!

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Well fuck, I’m a duck

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 4 points 9 months ago

I heard this comment.

[-] DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 5 points 9 months ago

I identify as a raccoon ✅

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I feel attacked

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm not small or cute. Also Americans would say I'm slim, Europeans would call me a fucking lard-ass, so take from that what you will.

[-] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 3 points 9 months ago

Not chubby .

[-] CosmicFjord@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Aww it’s Little King Trashmouth.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

Fuck. stashes some stuff well I’ll be off then …..

[-] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

mi kijetesantakalu ala

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