I didn't hear no bell

So, story time I guess. Once, during a party (on the street) a friend shat himself. No warning, just a couple of seconds before the fact, he stated "I'm shitting myself" and he, in fact, did. We were close to a bar that was closing, and he begged the dude at the bar to let him in for a quick bathroom break, all this while we were literally rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. He did what he could in the bathroom (the damage was extense). Also, think of that poor dude that was about to leave and now had a bathroom full of poop and dirty underwear. So, this friend wisely decides that the night is done for him, takes a taxi and goes back home. A couple of hours later he calls us(we were 100% still laughing) and asks us where are we... He went home, took a shower and came back like nothing happened. 💪💪💪

Always have to be the last one standing.

The revenant.

Last big party i went to I woke up in my friends bed. We both straight dudes lol. He's like "how tf you get in here?"

He looks like a samurai who's finally tracked down the man who betrayed his master.

"You can't get rid of me that easily!"

Get that Bullet with Butterfly Wings song playing loud when you roll in growling “I thhuurst.”

Me in uni after vomiting every drop of alcohol, ready for round two