Please note that these broadcasts are only scheduled for the times listed below.

Tales From The Stinky Dragon

Second Wind, Campaign 3: Kanon

Go behind the scenes of Tales from the Stinky Dragon Campaign 3: Kanon with the cast and crew as they discuss each episode, player decisions, DM secrets, and life stories in this exclusive bi-weekly show!

• Episode 15 releases Monday, April 21st on Beacon and the Tales From The Stinky Dragon Patreon at 12am Pacific.

Weird Kids

Ashley Johnson and Taliesin Jaffe deep dive into their lives as the Weird Kids! This is a formal invitation to all the misfits, outcasts, and weirdos to take a seat at our table and join these former child actors as they embrace their unique upbringings and celebrate all things weird and wonderful.

• Episode 5 releases Tuesday, April 22nd at 5am Pacific exclusively on Beacon
• Get a sneak peak of Episode 5 on Tuesday, April 22nd by checking out @TheWeirdKidsPod YouTube Channel

Critical Role Abridged

All the twists and turns of an episode of Critical Role in half the time! In Critical Role Abridged, the rich tapestry of a Critical Role campaign is lovingly distilled to its most pivotal, hilarious, and poignant moments in about 60-90 minutes per episode.

• Campaign 3, Episode 50 releases Tuesday, April 22nd at 10am Pacific on YouTube
• Campaign 3, Episode 50 Podcast out Tuesday, April 22nd on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific
• Campaign 3, Episode 72 releases Tuesday, April 22nd at 10am Pacific on Beacon

Narrative Telephone

Much like the game of telephone we all played in elementary school, Narrative Telephone involves a group of friends telling and re-telling a short story from one person to the next; with only their memory to help them recount what they heard. As the story inevitably changes and distorts it becomes more and more outlandish and hilarious. They then gather to watch the results and react, comment, commiserate, and joke about the chaos that ensues.

• Episode 7 releases Wednesday, April 23rd on Beacon at 12pm Pacific
• Episode 7 releases Wednesday, May 7th on YouTube at 12pm Pacific

Chicago Live Show

In this unique live one-shot experience, our loyal audience voted to decide which of the original main campaign characters the founding members of Critical Role would play for the evening. And, of course, the incomparable Matthew Mercer will be leading this story as our Game Master.

Prepare for an evening of delightful mayhem – as chaos crews and continents collide.

• Releases Thursday, April 24th at 10am Pacific on Beacon

More information to come for other platform release dates!

Thresher, Episode 1

Deep in the abyss where ancient creatures lurk, a motley crew must unite onboard the S.S. Thresher submarine to explore the abandoned Rán Boer station resting in the ocean’s unforgiving depths. Battling claustrophobia, paranoia, lurking behemoths, and hidden horrors, only one thing is certain; from the deep, power rises…

• Airs Thursday, April 24th at 7pm Pacific on Twitch and YouTube
• VOD and Podcast out Thursday, April 24th at 7pm Pacific on Beacon
• Rebroadcasts Friday, April 25th at 12am Pacific and 9am Pacific on Twitch
• VOD out Monday, April 28th at 12pm Pacific on YouTube
• Part 1 Podcast out May 1st on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific
• Part 2 Podcast out May 6th on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific

Critical Role Cooldown – Thresher, Episode 1

Get a backstage pass to Thresher! You’ll be right there at the table immediately after Sam says “Is it Thursday yet?”, experiencing the cast’s post-show reactions.

• Releases Thursday, April 24th at 7pm Pacific only on Beacon

Please note that these broadcasts are only scheduled for the times listed below.

Tales From The Stinky Dragon

Second Wind, Campaign 3: Kanon

Go behind the scenes of Tales from the Stinky Dragon Campaign 3: Kanon with the cast and crew as they discuss each episode, player decisions, DM secrets, and life stories in this exclusive bi-weekly show!

• Episode 15 releases Monday, April 21st on Beacon and the Tales From The Stinky Dragon Patreon at 12am Pacific.

Weird Kids

Ashley Johnson and Taliesin Jaffe deep dive into their lives as the Weird Kids! This is a formal invitation to all the misfits, outcasts, and weirdos to take a seat at our table and join these former child actors as they embrace their unique upbringings and celebrate all things weird and wonderful.

• Episode 5 releases Tuesday, April 22nd at 5am Pacific exclusively on Beacon
• Get a sneak peak of Episode 5 on Tuesday, April 22nd by checking out @TheWeirdKidsPod YouTube Channel

Critical Role Abridged

All the twists and turns of an episode of Critical Role in half the time! In Critical Role Abridged, the rich tapestry of a Critical Role campaign is lovingly distilled to its most pivotal, hilarious, and poignant moments in about 60-90 minutes per episode.

• Campaign 3, Episode 50 releases Tuesday, April 22nd at 10am Pacific on YouTube
• Campaign 3, Episode 50 Podcast out Tuesday, April 22nd on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific
• Campaign 3, Episode 72 releases Tuesday, April 22nd at 10am Pacific on Beacon

Narrative Telephone

Much like the game of telephone we all played in elementary school, Narrative Telephone involves a group of friends telling and re-telling a short story from one person to the next; with only their memory to help them recount what they heard. As the story inevitably changes and distorts it becomes more and more outlandish and hilarious. They then gather to watch the results and react, comment, commiserate, and joke about the chaos that ensues.

• Episode 7 releases Wednesday, April 23rd on Beacon at 12pm Pacific
• Episode 7 releases Wednesday, May 7th on YouTube at 12pm Pacific

Chicago Live Show

In this unique live one-shot experience, our loyal audience voted to decide which of the original main campaign characters the founding members of Critical Role would play for the evening. And, of course, the incomparable Matthew Mercer will be leading this story as our Game Master.

Prepare for an evening of delightful mayhem – as chaos crews and continents collide.

• Releases Thursday, April 24th at 10am Pacific on Beacon

More information to come for other platform release dates!

Thresher, Episode 1

Deep in the abyss where ancient creatures lurk, a motley crew must unite onboard the S.S. Thresher submarine to explore the abandoned Rán Boer station resting in the ocean’s unforgiving depths. Battling claustrophobia, paranoia, lurking behemoths, and hidden horrors, only one thing is certain; from the deep, power rises…

• Airs Thursday, April 24th at 7pm Pacific on Twitch and YouTube
• VOD and Podcast out Thursday, April 24th at 7pm Pacific on Beacon
• Rebroadcasts Friday, April 25th at 12am Pacific and 9am Pacific on Twitch
• VOD out Monday, April 28th at 12pm Pacific on YouTube
• Part 1 Podcast out May 1st on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific
• Part 2 Podcast out May 6th on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific

Critical Role Cooldown – Thresher, Episode 1

Get a backstage pass to Thresher! You’ll be right there at the table immediately after Sam says “Is it Thursday yet?”, experiencing the cast’s post-show reactions.

• Releases Thursday, April 24th at 7pm Pacific only on Beacon

Critical Role cast members Matthew Mercer, Laura Bailey, Ashley Johnson, Taliesin Jaffe, Sam Riegel, Travis Willingham, Marsha Ray, and Liam O’Brien gave a panel at C2E2 2025 to talk about the show, their experiences, and to answer fan questions.

Matthew Mercer is the Dungeon Master on Critical Role and is also known for Pokémon Horizons: The Series, Dimension 20, Attack on Titan, American Dad, and many more.

Laura Bailey has played characters such as Imogen Temult, Jester Lavorre, and others on Critical Role. She is known for The Legend of Vox Machina, The Last of Us, Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons, and many more.

Ashley Johnson has played characters such as Fearne Calloway, Yasha Nydoorin, Pike Trickfoot, and others on Critical Role. She is also known for Blindspot, The Last of Us, The Avengers, and many more.

Taliesin Jaffe has played characters such as Ashton Greymoore, Caduceus Clay, and others on Critical Role. He is also known for Candela Obscura, Fallout 76, Hellsing, and many more.

Sam Riegel has played characters such as Braius Doomseed, Veth Brenatto, and others on Critical Role. He is also known for Young Jedi Adventures, Star Wars: The Bad Batch, Amphibia, and many more.

Travis Willingham has played characters like Chetney Pock O’Pea, Fjord Stone, and others on Critical Role. He is also known for Ben 10, Camp Camp, Guardians of the Galaxy (series), and many more.

Marsha Ray has played such characters as Laudna, Beauregard Lionett, Keyleth, and more on Critical Role. She is also known for Moonward, UnDeadwood, Fire Emblem Warriors, and many more.

Liam O’Brien has played characters such as Orym, Garrett O’Neil, and others on Critical Role. He is also known for Alone in the Dark, Curse of the Golden Flower, Asura’s Wrath, and many more.

Question timestamps:

• 06:52 - Most memorable HDYWTDTs?

• 12:24 - Is there a side-quest / character hook that you would have loved to explore more?

• 16:30 - Do you feel drawn to weirder and weirder characters, or coming back to the classic archetypes?

• 20:10 - One detail about their Age of Umbra characters

• 24:05 - What is it like to play a character that has a different identity?

• 28:40 - What is the chance that we might get an "Into the Spiderverse"-style cross over event with other Actual Plays?

• 29:50 - Any tips for dealing with character bleed?

• 31:20 - Any strategies to "lock-in" for a 4-5 hour D&D session when you have ADHD?

• 33:30 - (To Ashley & Taliesin) What would Pike and Caduceus think about what you did during Downfall?

• 36:05 - If Cassandra wasn't saved by VM, if she didn't die, who would she have turned into?

• 37:15 - (To Liam) With Caleb and with Orym, you did so much with every attack/spell, how much preparation did you do to narrate those moves?

• 39:25 - If your characters could say anything to someone they've lost, what would they say?

• 41:30 - (To Liam) Would Shadowgast happen if Caleb had gone back in time?

• 42:35 - (To Matt) Could you better describe the light rail system in Zadash?

• 44:35 - Which of your characters (EXU included) would not make it out of an escape room?

• 47:05 - Has there ever been an ad that Sam brought to production and it was deemed "too far"?

• 51:15 - How do you work with your players as a GM to build their characters and make them fit together, both in the story and with each other?

• 53:50 - (To Matt) Was Patia's ball sent to Cerrit's children the origin of the Cobalt Soul?

• 54:40 - If you were a driving instructor in Exandria, which PC from any campaign is most and least likely to pass their drivers test?

• 58:25 - If Vox Machina went for a night out in Chicago and they were arrested, what is it your character did that would get them arrested?

Watch the episode live on Twitch and YouTube at 6pm PST. Restreams on Twitch at midnight and the next day at 9am PST.

"Where the Bright Become Brave"

Wildemount Wildlings is based on Sam Riegel’s home game of D&D with his kids and their friends, and we consulted them and other kids in an extensive pitch session to create the Wilde-est traps, monsters, and NPCs for the campers to encounter.

But get your Swear Jars ready—these campers can have foul mouths! Although the cast will be playing kids, this is a show for adults. Our adventure will take us through clever combat, frightening foes, teen angst, and foul-mouthed fun. We don’t recommend kiddos watch it without adult supervision, but if that sounds like your kind of camping, we can't wait to see you around the fire!

Runtime	Break start
2h 21m	No Breaks!

Wildemount Wildlings | Part 3

Please note that these broadcasts are only scheduled for the times listed below.

Tales From The Stinky Dragon

Campaign 3: Kanon

A team of trained soldiers is caught in the middle of a war between distant deities and under-dwelling devils. As they turn the tide of this celestial crusade, a voice beckons them from the beyond—destiny or doom?

• Episode 15 releases Monday, April 14th on Beacon and the Tales From The Stinky Dragon Patreon at 12am Pacific.
• Episode 15 releases Wednesday, April 16th on your favorite podcast streaming platform and the Tales From The Stinky Dragon YouTube at 12am Pacific.

Weird Kids

Ashley Johnson and Taliesin Jaffe deep dive into their lives as the Weird Kids! This is a formal invitation to all the misfits, outcasts, and weirdos to take a seat at our table and join these former child actors as they embrace their unique upbringings and celebrate all things weird and wonderful.

• Episode 4 releases Tuesday, April 15th at 5am Pacific exclusively on Beacon
• Get a sneak peak of Episode 4 on Tuesday, April 15th by checking out @TheWeirdKidsPod YouTube Channel

Critical Role Abridged

All the twists and turns of an episode of Critical Role in half the time! In Critical Role Abridged, the rich tapestry of a Critical Role campaign is lovingly distilled to its most pivotal, hilarious, and poignant moments in about 60-90 minutes per episode.

• Campaign 3, Episode 49 releases Tuesday, April 15th at 10am Pacific on YouTube
• Campaign 3, Episode 49 Podcast out Tuesday, April 15th on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific
• Campaign 3, Episode 71 releases Tuesday, April 15th at 10am Pacific on Beacon

#EverythingIsContent

Humblewood: Beyond the Canopy

ADORABLE ADVENTURE AWAITS! Join us for an extra-special #EverythingIsContent inspired by Humblewood: Beyond the Canopy from HIt Point Press!

Game Master Zac Clay leads players Ashley Johnson, Liam O’Brien, Blaine Gibson, and Chris Demarais as this party of cute forest creatures take on some not-so-cute threats!

• Airs Tuesday, April 15th at 7pm Pacific on Twitch and YouTube
• VOD and Podcast out Tuesday, April 15th at 7pm Pacific on Beacon
• VOD out Thursday, April 17th at 12pm Pacific on YouTube

Wildemount Wildlings

Game Master Sam Riegel leads an unlikely band of angsty teen adventurers on a singular summer camp experience in Wildemount Wildlings, a three-part series set in Exandria’s premiere sleepaway camp for aspiring adventurers. Wilde Out!

• Episode 3 Airs Thursday, April 17th at 6pm Pacific on Twitch and YouTube
• Episode 3 VOD and Podcast out Thursday, April 17th at 6pm Pacific on Beacon
• Episode 3 Rebroadcasts Friday, April 18th at 12am Pacific and 9am Pacific on Twitch
• Episode 3 VOD out Monday, April 21st at 12pm Pacific on YouTube
• Part 1 Podcast out April 24th on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific
• Part 2 Podcast out April 29th on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific

Critical Role Cooldown – Wildemount Wildlings Episode 3

Get a backstage pass to Wildemount Wildlings! You’ll be right there at the table immediately after Sam says “Is it Thursday yet?”, experiencing the cast’s post-show reactions.

• Releases Thursday, April 17th at 6pm Pacific only on Beacon

GalaxyCon Panel

Laura Bailey is best known as a member of Critical Role and voicing Vex'ahlia "Vex" Vessar in the "The Legend of Vox Machina," as well as voicing Maka Albarn in "Soul Eater," Abby in "The Last of Us Part II," Tohru Honda in "Fruits Basket," Black Widow in "Marvel Rivals" and so many more!

Travis Willingham is best known as a member of Critical Role and voicing Grog Strongjaw in "The Legend of Vox Machina," as well as voicing Knuckles the Echidna in multiple "Sonic" series, Ace in "One Piece," Thor in "Marvel Rivals," Roy Mustang in "Fullmetal Alchemist," and so many more!

Lost Odyssey: Godfall will star

• Game Master Bill Rehor (Beadle & Grimm’s)
• Matt Mercer as Ghentros
  A squat, broadscaled, armored, kobold fighter. He carries around what he feels is a giant axe (it's pretty standard). He wears a loose vest with cuffs but absolutely no sleeves. It's very important that there are no sleeves.
• Reggie Watts as Bronwyn
  A half-elf, half-human elf ranger with salt and pepper hair that loves bows, arrows, and crossbows. His familiar is a cat who loves changing her accent!
• Deborah Ann Woll as Audrey
  A cute, little plant, that has a tiny little mushroom friend, Mushy, that perches on her shoulder and hops around. She loves going places, learning about the world, and joined the party as a small, but mighty witch!
• Felicia Day as Sylph
  A beautiful elf rogue with sloppy braids wrapped around her head dressed in plain, dark, clothing.
• Brandon Routh as Palanon
  A tall elf (very tall, don't tell him otherwise) cleric who strongly believes in protecting. He wears a long green and brown tunic to blend in with the trees. He holds a brilliant sword on his back.

Lost Odyssey is raising funds for Extra Life and you can support here!

This is set in War of Immortals! Demiplane will also have a 20% off Bundle for the event starting on Friday and going for two weeks should you feel inspired to create your own campaign!

Please note that these broadcasts are only scheduled for the times listed below.

Tales From The Stinky Dragon

Second Wind | Campaign 3: Kanon

Go behind the scenes of Tales from the Stinky Dragon Campaign 3: Kanon with the cast and crew as they discuss each episode, player decisions, DM secrets, and life stories in this exclusive bi-weekly show!

• Episode 14 releases Monday, April 7th on Beacon and the Tales From The Stinky Dragon Patreon at 12am Pacific.

Weird Kids

Ashley Johnson and Taliesin Jaffe deep dive into their lives as the Weird Kids! This is a formal invitation to all the misfits, outcasts, and weirdos to take a seat at our table and join these former child actors as they embrace their unique upbringings and celebrate all things weird and wonderful.

• Episode 3 releases Tuesday, April 8th at 5am Pacific exclusively on Beacon
• Get a sneak peak of Episode 3 on Tuesday, April 8th by checking out @TheWeirdKidsPod YouTube Channel

Critical Role Abridged

All the twists and turns of an episode of Critical Role in half the time! In Critical Role Abridged, the rich tapestry of a Critical Role campaign is lovingly distilled to its most pivotal, hilarious, and poignant moments in about 60-90 minutes per episode.

• Campaign 3, Episode 48 releases Tuesday, April 8th at 10am Pacific on YouTube
• Campaign 3, Episode 48 Podcast out Tuesday, April 8th on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific
• Campaign 3, Episode 70 releases Tuesday, April 8th at 10am Pacific on Beacon

Midst Messages

In this extra special episode of Midst Messages, Third Person takes a deep dive into the Midst Cosmos comic books with guests Will Kirkby, Aviv Or, and Kendra Wells.

And as an added treat, we’re making this episode available EVERYWHERE so be sure to check out your favorite podcast streaming platform!

• Midst Messages Episode 20 releases Wednesday, April 9th on the Midst Podcast YouTube at 10am Pacific and your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific
• Midst Messages Episode 20 releases Wednesday, April 9th on Beacon, Midst.co, Podcast Subscribers at 5am Pacific

Chicago Live Show – Beacon Backstage Pass!

Join us LIVE on Beacon for an exclusive backstage tour before our Chicago Live Show​!

• Airs LIVE around 1pm CDT (11am Pacific) on Thursday, April 10th exclusively on Beacon

Wildemount Wildlings, Episode 2

Game Master Sam Riegel leads an unlikely band of angsty teen adventurers on a singular summer camp experience in Wildemount Wildlings, a three-part series set in Exandria’s premiere sleepaway camp for aspiring adventurers. Wilde Out!

• Airs Thursday, April 10th at 6pm Pacific on Twitch and YouTube
• VOD and Podcast out Thursday, April 10th at 6pm Pacific on Beacon
• Rebroadcasts Friday, April 11th at 12am Pacific and 9am Pacific on Twitch
• VOD out Monday, April 14th at 12pm Pacific on YouTube
• Part 1 Podcast out April 17th on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific
• Part 2 Podcast out April 22nd on your favorite podcast streaming service at 5am Pacific

Critical Role Cooldown – Wildemount Wildlings Episode 2

Get a backstage pass to Wildemount Wildlings! You’ll be right there at the table immediately after Sam says “Is it Thursday yet?”, experiencing the cast’s post-show reactions.

• Releases Thursday, April 10th at 6pm Pacific only on Beacon

"It’s finally here – The Malady of Minarrh is available NOW on DnD Beyond! This is the first official D&D adventure from Road to Ithaka Press (and the first one I’ve written!), and we couldn’t be more excited for you all to get your hands on it." - Anjali

Ginni Di Interview

Thanks to ANJALI BHIMANI for talking with me for this video! You can get her adventure, THE MALADY OF MINARRH, on D&D Beyond. Anjali didn't sponsor this video, but she did provide a copy of her adventure to me for free. Also, she was kind enough to do this interview! Which is PRICELESS!

DnD Beyond Interview

The Malady of Minarrh is filled with intrigue, compelling NPCs, and dire secrets for characters to uncover. Packed with maps, puzzles, new traps, and a climactic final battle, this short adventure is perfect to run as a 3-4 session mini-campaign or interweave into an ongoing story.

A population has been afflicted with a sickness, a malady. They are a religious society that seeks to find solutions through their deity. The daughter of the religion's leader is known to wield the most powerful healing magic in the land. She's recently been kidnapped...

ADVENTURE FOR !charity supporting the Immune Deficiency Foundation

GM

• @trmntdbygnomes

Players

• Matt Mercer (@criticalrole)
• @CDawgVA
• @Ironmouse

TormentedByGnomes

He is the owner of the Casters & Castles channel. He started by running campaigns for esport casters (originally in the Overwatch scene). And now he also runs campaigns with voice actors (like Gianni and Wes) and smaller vtubers (too many to list)

Ironmouse and CDawgVA

In the vast world of online creators, few friendships have captured audiences’ hearts quite like the one between Ironmouse and CDawgVA. Connor Colquhoun, popularly known as CDawgVA, first came to know about VTubers via his Trash Taste podcast co-host. Connor at first thought VTubers are unimpressive; however, his opinion changed over time. He watched Ironmouse’s streams to get familiar with VTubers, as she was pretty big on Twitch.

Mori Calliope, a VTuber and singer, appeared on an episode of Trash Taste, where Connor discussed how he watches Ironmouse and finds her funny. Mouse then reacted to the clip of Connor saying he found her funny. The two officially collaborated on a video for CDawg, where she voiced a character for the video. Colquhoun was then invited to the Lewdcast podcast hosted by Mouse and Projekt Melody.

The two played games offline and chatted often on X and Discord. Their friendship is filled with wholesome moments, and the duo complement each other very well.

Watch the episode live on Twitch and YouTube at 6pm PST. Restreams on Twitch at midnight and the next day at 9am PST.

"Where the Bright Become Brave"

Wildemount Wildlings is based on Sam Riegel’s home game of D&D with his kids and their friends, and we consulted them and other kids in an extensive pitch session to create the Wilde-est traps, monsters, and NPCs for the campers to encounter.

But get your Swear Jars ready—these campers can have foul mouths! Although the cast will be playing kids, this is a show for adults. Our adventure will take us through clever combat, frightening foes, teen angst, and foul-mouthed fun. We don’t recommend kiddos watch it without adult supervision, but if that sounds like your kind of camping, we can't wait to see you around the fire!

Runtime	Break start
2h 48m	No Breaks!

Wildemount Wildlings | Part 1

Pudding.

Bonbons, fizzy sodas, and all the goat dogs you could dream of await you at the Wildling Advancement Feast. The Daintyfoot Class (the lowest rank at this camp) is graduating up one level to become Threebelows. The mood is festive, it's a beautiful sunny day at the end of the month of Sydenstar. Campers are abuzz as they proudly show off their merit badges and stand alongside cabin mates ready to hear a speech from Camp Director Veth Brenatto, except the four of you, you guys are miserable, but more on that later.
Welcome to the Wildemount Wildlings Camp for Adventuring Kids. You guys know this camp. You've been here all summer having fun, sure, but also learning all the skills you're going to need to join an adventuring party or become a sword or wand for hire, or maybe someday save the realm from the forces of darkness. Alongside gifted warlocks, fighters, rangers, and bards, you've been guided by Veth, her husband Yeza, and their expert staff to earn merit badges like Postmodern Necromancy. The "Spell Yeah" badge in Arcana. "Sleight of Handiness". The "Brewed Awakening" badge for potions. You can even get a badge in "Death Saving 101".
But the four of you are the O.L.G.A.s. You did not earn any badges this summer, which is why you were relegated to the OLGA cabin. OLGA stands for Oops, Let's Go Again. You were disgraced, held back, mocked by your peers, shunned by your parents. You failed. You get no pudding. You lose. These thoughts weigh you down as Veth (the boisterous halfling camp director) concludes her speech.
"So! Congratulations to almost all of you, and as an extra special treat for our new Threebelows, we're holding your celebration at the Do Not Hike Trail."
At this news the campers bustle with excitement. The Do Not Hike Trail is shrouded in mystery and curiosity, because as the name implies, no campers are allowed to hike it.
"But today we are going to reveal its tantalizing secrets. When you hear your cabin name called, line up for treats, games, and heck, any magic potion you want to try!"
At this, veth's husband, Yeza Brenatto (a mousey halfling in spectacles) leaps forward.
"No. No. No. No. We will not be willy-nilly drinking magical potions, darling remember? That's an insurance liability."
Veth sighs.
"Ah, Insurance! The bane of my existence. Fine! Instead each of you can take one weapon out of the armory and do whatever you want with it. Wilde Out on three, two, one."
"Wilde Out!" the campers all cheer in unison and break into the camp song as the counselors lead them out of the Hubbub Hub (which is the camp's central meeting point) to forge down the Do Not Hike Trail.