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This new Farmville update is shit. I can't even play it.
Calling it now The Zuckerburger
Already bored of the metaverse project, Mark?
No longer satisfied with just smokin' those meats, he now has to start at the source.
"it tastes better if you uhhh hunted the animal yourself..."
Is now
"It tastes better if you uhhh raise the animal on a strict diet which you imagine will somehow marinate the meat while it grows"
Get a clue, you wierdo.
WHO FUCKING CARES. TAKE NEWS OUT OF YOUR SITE'S NAME.
Boing boing, the Guardian, Sky News, Fox, NBC, India Today, the Blaze, and the New York Post. This is nottheonion, not serious news. If you don’t care, why the fuck are you here?
I don't care about Zuckerberg's feeble attempts to cosplay as a human whilst using it as PR to try and make himself seem like anything other than the unbelievable monster that he is. I do care that supposed news sites are doing the last part for him.
Pretty much all of the websites are criticizing him for this. It’s happening and there are people who’d like to know this, so it’s news; soft news is news for better or worse.
Considering how well the metaverse is doing, it's good to have a backup plan
Pretty benign as far as billionaire hobbies go.
The rest seem to want to run their own private space programs or worse, meddle in politics.
when you have more money than you know what to do with
Fidel Castro would be proud
Erm, how is he related?
He had a thing for cows. Look up "Ubre Blanca"
The fuck is wrong with feeding cows grass?
Cows eat grass, I've seen them do it
There's grass everywhere, even in hawaii I think
Beer and macadamia.
So... Drunk cows with the runs.
Cows have the runs normally...
What have you been feeding your cows?
Grass, have you been around cows much?
Their not exactly the most sociable bunch but cow dung is not exactly runny.
And I have seen a cow with the runs and the poor creature sounded like a water cannon going off.
No
Silly Mark, following his logic eating the rich just got way more desirable.
And it is the only non-vegan, hopefully non sustainable option I allow.
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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