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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 64 points 10 months ago
[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago

Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!

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[-] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*

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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 61 points 10 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 57 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

This one is accurate.

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[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 56 points 10 months ago
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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 53 points 10 months ago
[-] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 46 points 10 months ago
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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 44 points 10 months ago
[-] 2deck@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

The cart returns itself, of course.

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[-] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 43 points 10 months ago
[-] negativenull@startrek.website 39 points 10 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago

Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet

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[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 39 points 10 months ago
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[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 38 points 10 months ago
[-] teft@startrek.website 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 16 points 10 months ago

I can hear the harrumph of judgement.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.

[-] grayman@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago

Aw I actually love Harry. He's a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should've been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.

#JusticeForHarry

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[-] 2deck@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago
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[-] teft@startrek.website 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago

Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Yes...harry does...and no one else....

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 31 points 10 months ago

Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.

"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.

Give us some time to watch it.

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[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago

The one for Yar is incorrect.

“Incorrect.”

Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.

Thank you so much for the note.

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago

Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that's the way to grow a community.

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[-] negativenull@startrek.website 30 points 10 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Makes you look stupid for not returning yours

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 28 points 10 months ago
[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 26 points 10 months ago
[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago
[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago
[-] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 17 points 10 months ago
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[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 16 points 10 months ago
[-] Davel23@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

[-] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

[-] aperson@beehaw.org 11 points 10 months ago

Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

[-] lntl@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago
[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

some people are just allergic to fun

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