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[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago

Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!

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[-] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

This one is accurate.

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[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 56 points 2 years ago
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[-] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago
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[-] 2deck@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

The cart returns itself, of course.

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[-] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 43 points 2 years ago
[-] negativenull@startrek.website 39 points 2 years ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet

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[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 39 points 2 years ago
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[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 38 points 2 years ago
[-] teft@startrek.website 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I can hear the harrumph of judgement.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.

[-] grayman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago

Aw I actually love Harry. He's a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should've been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.

#JusticeForHarry

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[-] 2deck@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago
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[-] teft@startrek.website 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Yes...harry does...and no one else....

Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.

"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago

Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.

Give us some time to watch it.

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[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago

The one for Yar is incorrect.

“Incorrect.”

Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.

Thank you so much for the note.

Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that's the way to grow a community.

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[-] negativenull@startrek.website 30 points 2 years ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Makes you look stupid for not returning yours

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago
[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 26 points 2 years ago
[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago
[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago
[-] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 17 points 2 years ago
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[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 16 points 2 years ago
[-] Davel23@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

[-] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

[-] aperson@beehaw.org 11 points 2 years ago

Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

[-] lntl@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago
[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

some people are just allergic to fun

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