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Eat your fibers (lemmy.world)

One of my favorite pieces of literature of all time!

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[-] KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml 76 points 2 years ago

This guy not only passed the 3 day no poop task but expanded it

[-] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

[-] peterpan520@feddit.de 20 points 2 years ago

Yes, just change your diet from junk food with 0 % fiber to food with 100 % fiber over night!

[-] sorenant@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Literally eating my shirts (100% cotton fiber) rn

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The ISP is going to be livid when they find out what I did to their exchange infrastructure.

[-] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Dunno how to link users yet, but mizu6079 needs to up their game next time

[-] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

"my guts are yelling in German" "gondorcallsforaid"

This is hilarious, I need more

[-] ZooGuru@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Thought I was going to die reading this while trying to hold in my laughter to not wake my wife up. Good god.

[-] Shippuu@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

I couldn’t contain my laughter and got slapped. That was too hilarious.

[-] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

No way, I also read this while trying to hold in laughter to not wake my wife up. Good god.

[-] zsnell02@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Dude I read this in church and started dying the woman next to me is now praying for me

[-] MultipleAnimals@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 years ago

he forgor that you need to drink more water when eating fiber

[-] null_@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Yeah, if you don’t hydrate it you’re just building drywall in your intestines.

Winds up being counterproductive for weight loss since everything gets trapped in there longer and more nutrients are absorbed.

[-] cntzr0@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

There's something simple yet effective about toilet humor, never fails to get a laugh out of me.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 2 years ago

"Giving anal birth to Dwayne The Rock Johnson"

Man, that must've been painful as fuck.

"A fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me"

Good lord 😆 😆 😆 😆

[-] Dustwin@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Hahaha oh wow, this was so funny, I went into this thinking this is going to be so dumb, ugh.

[-] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Bravo! Bravo! standing ovation

[-] Sailing7@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Holy shit that was fucking hillarious ^^ its also my fav. greentext from now on

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Aldarien@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago
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