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[-] Cringe2793@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

That's great! I wouldn't date a woman who'd dismiss a person based on the phone they use. Saves time, really.

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[-] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Two of us can play this game, if she ain't using linux or some BSD I'm leaving (but not after installing minimal gentoo and leave it without an internet connection on all her devices for her to figure out)

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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 25 points 2 years ago

Men, you've just dodged an ICBM.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You'll basic

That's the problem Katarina. You're hanging out with stupid people.

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

This isn't a thing, especially when you can barely tell the difference by looking at the phone alone. It's going to be like 90% phone case, and most phones are practically very little bezel screens so you can't tell from the front.

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[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Fuck that, if she doesn't like my neofetch flex she's a -redacted-

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[-] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

If you curve a good person because of the phone they use then THEY dodged a bullet, not the phone elitists

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[-] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

My Lineage OS phone is much more secure than your dumbass iPhone.

[-] wellee@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Nobody actually does this.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I hope you are right. There are shallow people out there.

[-] Localhorst86@feddit.de 22 points 2 years ago

Nobody worth your time actually does this.

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[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

I have owned both Androids and iPhones and they both suck. I should probably look into the fringe brands.

I'd never judge someone for their stupid phone. Hell, if it's some ancient Razr flip phone or keyboarded BlackBerry type thing, I'll be impressed.

We're all in this boring dystopia together, dammit.

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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

"I prefer a phone that lasts as long as I do"

Pull out your Nokia 3310.

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[-] avater@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

always knew that my blackberry will get me laid

[-] violetraven 18 points 2 years ago

Real women don't care. Some of us even prefer others have Android

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I got a pine phone is that k?

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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I might discriminate against a guy with an iPhone. Maybe. But only if he was on it all the time while we were out.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This makes me want one of those rotary cell phones, just to see what happens.

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[-] ThatFembyWho 16 points 2 years ago

curve this waves fairphone

only because pinephones are barely usable and librems insanely priced! Or you can damn well believe I'd have a native linux phone.

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Was it this phone: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/07/the-maga-targeted-freedom-phone-has-a-breathtaking-amount-of-red-flags/

I'd probably walk out if I saw that thing. Not sure they ever sold any though.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago

Avoid all this nonsense by getting a Palm Pilot.

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