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Melting Snowflakes! (lemmy.world)

Centrist take: If you can't get a decent sear on a gas stove you need to learn how to cook.

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[-] Glimpythegoblin@lemm.ee 154 points 10 months ago

I get this is satire, but how the fuck do you even cook a steak that bad. Is it boiled?

[-] sulgoth@lemmy.world 68 points 10 months ago

Look up milk steak, it's a delicacy and it looks a bit like that.

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 39 points 10 months ago

It better come with a side of jellybeans.

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 21 points 10 months ago

It better come with a side of jellybeans.

Raw.

[-] neidu@feddit.nl 17 points 10 months ago

Is it better than rum ham?

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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 13 points 10 months ago

No. Just no.

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[-] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Some people don't actually know how to cook and think "I got it to X temperature" means they did it right.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 76 points 10 months ago

Ben Shapiro likes his steak like he likes his wife's pussy: completely fucking dry

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

Which his wife, WHO IS A DOCTOR BY THE WAY, assured him was perfectly normal.

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[-] yesman@lemmy.world 73 points 10 months ago

That's not well done, that's congratulations.

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

It looks like it was boiled... And not in like a Sous Vide way ..

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[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 68 points 10 months ago

I'm only mad about what he did to that steak

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

Honestly same, choke on gas fumes all day, it's your life! But a cow died for that steak, honor it for fuck's sake.

[-] Brimos@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

As a vegetarian, even I’m mad about how he cooked that steak.

[-] neidu@feddit.nl 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Vegetarians and vegans should be twice as upset, because that cow was murdered twice.

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I guess anyone dumb enough to think liberals would be angry about him cooking a steak is probably too dumb to learn how to cook one properly.

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[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 57 points 10 months ago

MFer figured out how to turn beef into pork

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[-] macrocephalic@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

I'm just upset they a cow had to die to make a steak that bad. They could have used a cardboard box and saved a cow.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 11 points 10 months ago

We joke about my grandma like that, she had this whole process with store bought sausage to remove the salt but then it's so bland... "she does this and that to the sausage, boil, three times with another thing, remove the casings, and then to finish it off you toss the sausage away and just eat the packaging."

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[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So this 'alpha' thought he could own some libs by steaming a steak?

[-] LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

That steer is going to come back and haunt his ass for such disrespect!

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[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 49 points 10 months ago

An animal died for that. At least do a good job cooking the damn thing lol

[-] rsuri@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

I'm wondering if that's a butter knife, or the steak was so hard it wore the knife down

[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago

*Ruined a steak

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 36 points 10 months ago

Did he boil the damn thing?!

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[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If this is not satire, i hope that potential Chud ate that entire fucking thing

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Damn. Well, enjoy your disconcertingly pale steak. Try not to get mad cow disease.

Honestly, why do these assholes regard acts of self-endangerment as "owning the libs?" "I'm gonna run outside without a mask, get COVID, and die a miserable death! That'll show those commies a thing or three!" Yes, I'm very "triggered" by your easily preventable deaths. Please don't kill yourself with your own stupidity. I couldn't go on without your fourth grade insults and desperate, performative machismo. Stop. Please. Oh no.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In a gas stovetop I make a beautiful pan-seared, oven cooked steak. And I’m liberal.

This steak has nothing to do with what it was prepared on, just the moron who ruined good food.

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There is a nonzero chance that we're looking at a piece of wood

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

New tv show idea: Is It Steak?

[-] mutter9355@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 10 months ago

The only people who think gas stoves are superior are the ones who never tried an induction stove

[-] Cowbee@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago

Gas is better than shitty electric, but induction is better than both shitty electric and good gas.

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[-] doubletwist@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

My ideal stove would be an induction range with 1 gas burner, as there a few things gas is just better/easier for (eg. A Wok, non-magnetic cookware), but otherwise you're right. I was a proponent of gas until I got an induction range.

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[-] TheBlue22 28 points 10 months ago

Like I do not know how to cook

But I can assure you I would not be able to fuck up a meal like this if I tried

[-] Furedadmins@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Someone should publish a study that self castration is harmful and should maybe be phased out.

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

Bro

As someone who eats steaks Blue Rare

What the fuck is this?

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 22 points 10 months ago

I think my cat eats better meat than that.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago

That looks like an overcooked pork chop.
And it looks disgusting.
I pity the fool that has to eat that.

[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

It looks both over cooked but under-seared.

I have a feeling they boiled it rather cooked it in a pan.

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[-] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

When you don't realize the meat thermometer is set to Celsius

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[-] don@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Yeah, they’re fuming, they’re fuming about how the fuckwit ruined whatever that shit on the plate could’ve been.

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago

Nah it's the benzene and carbon monoxide that are fuming.

[-] Drusas@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Damn, that person needs to learn to properly cook a steak.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Look at that steak, there's no way their problems are limited to just that dish

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[-] eighthourlunch@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago

Are we sure this wasn't carved from somebody's arse? Because it looks like arse.

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