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[-] mhague@lemmy.world 133 points 11 months ago

The article draws most of its facts from a tiktok video of a person saying they found X, discovered Y, heard Z from Facebook.

The link that says "businesses team up with bots" links to a tiktok video.

They reinforce the idea that people figured this out because people said it was happening in India, on Facebook.

I wonder if there's any smoking guns?

[-] Moneo@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Also just a fucking disgusting UX. Gross website.

[-] GobiasIndustries@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

They quoted someone with over 20k followers and 5M likes on TikTok, those are some serious bona fides.

[-] SayJess 14 points 11 months ago

I wonder if there's any smoking guns?

People must be smoking something else if they think that restaurants would waste their time doing something so stupid.

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I don't know whether this story is real or not, but I've worked for several restaurant owners who would absolutely do this. They would not only do it, they would brag non-stop to anyone who would listen about how clever they were to come up with the idea. There are unfortunately a lot of business owners out there for whom the only thing they like more than making money is making money by directly screwing someone over. It's the only thing that makes them feel smart. I've had the misfortune of working for a few of them.

If this isn't a thing now, I guarantee someone is going to try it.

[-] bedrooms@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Omg tiktok journalism once again

[-] Kengaro0@lemmy.world 74 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Are they being advised by Nathan Fielder?

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 22 points 11 months ago

Whoever came up with the idea probably had really good grades.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Nah, this is more a Scott Auckerman deal

[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Maybe a half of a wyr scenario

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 47 points 11 months ago

This is the most made up sounding story I've allowed myself to be clickbaited into for a while.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 46 points 11 months ago

“She found out that there are restaurants now posing as people on dating apps, just so you go to their business. And once you get stood up, they know that probably 9 times out of 10 you’re going to buy something from them.”

Wow.

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

She "found out", yet she provide no evidence?

What's more likely? Restaurants are engaging in an elaborate conspiracy, or this woman is mentally ill?

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago

Did you read the part where she found out because multiple women had the exact same experience at the exact same restaurant?

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Definitely more likely that some company is fucking with people for profit. That’s, like, their thing.

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

Great plan. There’s no way this can backfire!

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

Wow, that's a pretty horrible. It's creative, but heinously immoral.

[-] roguetrick@kbin.social 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Horse shit. If any restaurant has time to do that shit, they aren't making enough money to stay in business. Fucking making an article where your source is a comment chain from a video. What nonsense.

[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 11 months ago

Not that I think this is real, but tbf the restaurant doing this is absolutely the one floundering to stay in business.

[-] GONADS125@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Tell them: "Don't worry, my date is paying for the meal." And leave.

[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 26 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure this article was written by AI... Bots all the way down.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

bored panda is a social media aggregator... they rip shit from reddit all the time.

[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Thanks, came here to say this does not read like a human wrote it

[-] wahming@monyet.cc 9 points 11 months ago

50-50 whether this is real or made up for likes

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

very credible story

[-] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 8 points 11 months ago

Damn, capitalism, you dark!

[-] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago

Just don't go to a restaurant for the first date. Go for a walk first.

Whoa that's a great idea

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 6 points 11 months ago
[-] wolfeh@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Hey mods, please remove this. Whether or not this is a real phenomenon, this article shows and proves nothing.

this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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