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[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 127 points 1 year ago

I got a milkshake a while back, in a plastic container, with a plastic lid, for some reason it also came with a plastic spoon, and a paper straw, since they are cutting down on plastics...

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 year ago

>go to mcdonald's

>order hot cakes and a large orange juice

>receive hot cakes in plastic container, with six individually plastic wrapped teaspoons of butter and a plastic tub of high fructose corn syrup and a large plastic cup of orange juice

>throw away plastic straw

>pull out reusable metal straw

>I'm saving the environment one breakfast at a time

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

Here, the paper straws were individually packed in plastic foil.

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I know this probably isn't the best place, but I really hate the way paper straws feel, but I also hate being handed a any straw when I can just drink straight from the cup anyway.

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[-] CodyCannoli@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago

If they didn't they would all melt together cause that stuff isn't real cheese.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 58 points 1 year ago

when the contents have as much plastic as the packaging

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[-] new_guy@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

They could use parchment paper I think.

[-] BluJay320 24 points 1 year ago

Was just about to say this. A decent amount of brands do use paper instead of plastic to separate individual slices, but I’ve only seen it with real cheese. Never with American cheese

Also before anyone says something, no, American cheese is not real cheese. In fact, it contains less than 50% cheese. It is officially considered a “pasteurized processed American cheese food”.

Also it’s only good for grilled cheese, bacon egg and cheese sandwiches, or melting onto leftover spaghetti. I will die on this hill.

[-] Catoblepas 14 points 1 year ago

Ingredients for Kraft American cheese slices:

CHEDDAR CHEESE (CULTURED MILK, SALT, ENZYMES), SKIM MILK, MILKFAT, MILK, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, WHEY, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, SALT, LACTIC ACID, OLEORESIN PAPRIKA (COLOR), NATAMYCIN (A NATURAL MOLD INHIBITOR), ENZYMES, CHEESE CULTURE, ANNATTO (COLOR).

It’s not health food, but if it’s less than 50% cheese it’s because of the milk/milk products added into it to make it meltier. The only thing making up more than 2% of it that isn’t cheese or a milk product is sodium and calcium phosphate. Different cheeses for different jobs.

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[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

melting onto leftover spaghetti

This one caught me off guard, but I'll admit I'm intrigued.

[-] BluJay320 8 points 1 year ago

It’s divine. Just fill a bowl with spaghet, tear one or two slices into strips and lay them over the top, nuke it for about a minute, mix it all up, do another 30 seconds, eat, cum repeatedly

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[-] CodyCannoli@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Not sure if parchment paper would work for this particular form of fake cheese because its literally a liquid that they pour into the plastic. It solidifies in the fridge.

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[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Personally, I like cheese but I always found plastic sliced cheese just fucking gross. Melted cheese in plastic blech

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago

I mean there was some joke libertarian candidate that literally ran under the slogan "Make America Grate Again" claiming that he would outlaw sliced and shredded cheeses to make America embrace its graters and its grating roots.

[-] n00b001@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

How is clamping down on the freedom companies have to make plastic cheese, and the freedom for people to buy it... Libertarian?

Isn't that pretty authoritarian?

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

No no, you see, it's because libertarians are dumb

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[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I bought a rotary grater about two years ago thanks to a post on Reddit and I rarely ever buy sliced cheese anymore, if I do it's the kind that comes in one pack with parchment paper in between the slices.

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Remember when fruit stickers used to be paper and biodegradable? Now they're all fucking plastic because they need their logo to be shinier I guess.

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[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

Or just don't buy American cheese because it's gross and fake.

[-] Strawberry 11 points 1 year ago

American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting.

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago

Two things: these are basically plastic anyways.

Also, the plastic straw thing was a PR move. Corporations don't give any shits unless it will make money or lose them money.

I'm sure there was a nontrivial number of customers who either boycotted or threatened to boycott companies that didn't switch. When their bottom line gets threatened like that, they take action to prevent revenue loss.

Nothing more. There's way more problems with everything than plastic straws. My favorite PR move is how they convinced everyone that their cars are causing the majority of CO2 emissions from transit.... Between that and airplanes, everyone is up in arms about the electrification of everything.... Yet, the most major transport offenders are freight, and they have no plans or intention of changing their ways. I heard somewhere that if you were to have zero carbon emissions for your entire life, you would save the approximate amount that freight liners emit in a year, at most. I think a year is too long. I forget the exact figure.

They emit more CO2 than all the cars, and all the planes and everything else you could point to... Yet, I have yet to hear anyone tell me about it, either personally, or on the news or anything. Everyone seems oblivious to the facts. They latch on to these "issues" like straws and personal vehicle CO2 emissions which are trivial....

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[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Fake Plastic Cheese, good radiohead song.

I admit growing up pretty poor, these were considered a treat lol.

[-] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You may be remembering Radiohead a bit differently than the rest of us.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't know what you're talking about. The lyrics seem pretty clear about the song being about cheese.

Her green plastic ez-cheese can

For her fake Chinese cooking pan

In the fake cheesy earth

That she ate from a spray cheese can

In a town full of muenster plans

To get rid of American

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

She lives with a queso hand

A sliced American hand

That just crumbles and molds

He used to get pepper jack

For girls who want that jack

But American always wins

And it wears him out

It wears him out

It wears him out

It wears

She looks like the fake cheese

She tastes like the fake cheese

My fake plastic cheese

But I can't help the feeling

I could chew through the sealing

If I just turn and taste

And it wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

And if it could be cheese you wanted

If it could be cheese you wanted

All the cheese

All the cheese

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[-] WoefKat@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Just eat real cheese, not this processed crap that's so gunky it sticks together. Double win!

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

The "process" is melting, and the "crap" they add is milk and phosphates.

Calling Kraft singles "not real cheese" is the equivalent to calling a sauce Mornay "not real cheese" - technically correct I guess, but its still made out of perfectly safe ingredients and serves it's purpose well.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The "process" is melting and adding emulsifying agents, vegetable oils, unfermented dairy ingredients, salt, food coloring, and sometimes sugar. the end product typically contains about 50-60% cheese.

and no, a mornay is not a cheese, its a sauce.

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Considered the following:

The slices of cheese are analogous to each of our individual lives: it's boring, manufactured, and there is a wrap of plastic which define us as individuals but keeps separate from one another. The only good aspect of American cheese is that it is designed for melting, so in essence, by removing the plastic barrier that keeps us separated, we, like the humble slices of American cheese, can melt and become part of something greater than our individual selves (like a burger or a grilled cheese).

Or as Karl Marx once said: Life is plastic, it's fantastic.

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[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago

I really want American cheese that is not wrapped in plastic. Kraft makes it but it costs more than double the plastic wrapped stuff. I've paid that price when times were plenty but they are no more.

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Well in this case plastic for plastic seems fine

[-] spudwart@spudwart.com 10 points 1 year ago

Cheese like this always tastes gross.

[-] fromaj_debite@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

This is not real cheese, it is american cheese.

[-] CalicoJack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

For the record, good American cheese does exist. It's just a blend of cheddar and Colby with some annatto for seasoning, instead of the extruded "cheese product" stuff in plastic wrappers.

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[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Grilled cheese sandwiches would like a word with you

[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

True those taste good, but they taste even better made with Havarti or Gouda

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[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

No thanks. I prefer actual cheese on my sandwich. Not this salt paste. flings the frisbee cheese back at you take this abomination away.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

A daily reminder that durable biocellulose plastics have been available for over 75 years.

[-] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

I've just realised why that stuff always tastes like plastic

[-] xe3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

To be fair, the so called “”cheese”” inside the plastic wrap is probably mostly plastic / petro product as welll…

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 8 points 1 year ago

Mmm... 64 slices of American cheese.

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[-] ME5SENGER_24@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

There’s more plastic in that “cheese” than there is in a straw

[-] Kyyrypyy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Well, in my country they've replaced the straws on those 2dl juice boxes by a flimsy paper straw that disintegrate with any contact with any liquid, and can't punch trough the tiny METALLIC seal for the straw hole. These useless paperrolls are packed in pladtic, and gued to the side of the box...

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