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[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 75 points 10 months ago

These creative writing exercises are getting pretty good, despite being transparent.

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 56 points 10 months ago

At least this one has a pretty nice message. If all you read on the internet every day is doom and gloom then a being reminded that finding something to give a shit about can make life good is no bad thing!

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 11 points 10 months ago

You can tell the fake ones because they have no replies. The original writer just posts their story on /b/ or /r9k/ and takes a screenshot for reddit/lemmy/twitter before the thread dies

[-] Sami_Uso@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Wait, greentext are fake???

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

Most of them are likely yes. At least this is logically sound to be true. Finding meaning in life helps with a lot of things, even if it's just a bunch of shrimps.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago
[-] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 4 points 10 months ago

As if someone would lie on the internet.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

I'd report that shit to the police immediately if I ever saw a lie on the internet

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

> I suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ.

[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago

Plan B: get a good education and well paid job so you can afford vacations and underwater camera gear so you can take photographs of wild shrimps like this one I took in Croatia (female with eggs, btw):

TL;DR: shrimps are cool!

[-] taigaman@kbin.social 26 points 10 months ago

Fake or not, story feels good. I feel like there are a lot of people in this world that just need to catch a spark for something.

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 12 points 10 months ago

Fake: Anon meets a girl Gae: Anon likely loves male shrimp

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Honestly? The only thing I feel after this post is hunger.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Fake and gay, but my mental health did improve dramatically when I started fishkeeping. Cant kill myself, who would feed the corydoras?

[-] DavLemmyHav 1 points 10 months ago

Anon is a shrimp simp

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