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submitted 11 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/politics@lemmy.world

Jacob Chansley, sentenced to three years for his role in the Capitol riots, will run as a libertarian in Arizona.

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[-] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 171 points 11 months ago

The 14th Amendment disqualifies him.

[-] procrastitron@lemmy.world 140 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It only applies if he took an oath to uphold the constitution prior to committing the treason.

I.E. government officials and ex military personnel who took place in the Jan 6 riots would be disqualified, but not every random yahoo that was there.

EDIT: Others have pointed out that he is ex-military, so it looks like the 14th amendment does apply to him after all.

[-] nocturne213@lemm.ee 120 points 11 months ago

will run as a libertarian in Arizona

Neither of these surprises me.

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 109 points 11 months ago

Jacob Chansley can eat a whole cauldron of gently boiled dicks.

[-] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

He's vegan or something. Remember how butthurt he was in prison because the food wasn't up to his standards?

White people, man...

[-] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] CthuluVoIP@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago

He has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago

Don’t ruin a whole batch of cocks by overheating!

[-] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Vigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Yeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

'parts of lots of dicks'

just doesn't roll off the tongue like

'whole lotta dicks'

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Maybe we're making dick slaw

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Retention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

I hope that, once a year, at the most inopportune possible time of that year, he shits himself loudly and thoroughly. For all the years of his life.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Is this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks?

[-] rob64@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

Don't forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

We don't want to burn the back of his throat.

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago

Good deal. Let him siphon off the republican vote.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 42 points 11 months ago

Felons can't run for office

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure they can and do.

[-] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

Gee, let me think about it. According to this article he may be uniquely suited to run as a Republican.

In an interview, defense lawyer Albert Watkins said that officials at the federal Bureau of Prisons, or BOP, have diagnosed his client Jacob Chansley with transient schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, depression and anxiety.

If you throw in a low IQ, he'll do well with Republican voters.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In 2016, the libertarian convention had a guy strip to his underwear on stage. At the convention debate, one of the candidates was boo'd for saying you shouldn't be able to sell heroin to five year olds.

The QAnon Shaman isn't the craziest thing in the Libertarian Party. They are not serious people.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

will run as a libertarian in Arizona.

Well at least we won't have to worry about him winning.

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

It is just a money maker for him.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

This guy is t elligible…. Trump might be able to weasel it, but this guy was an insurrectionist through and through.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 22 points 11 months ago

Getting some "Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho"-vibes from this, lol

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

For all his flaws, Camacho at least tried to enlist the help of, and listen to, people he knew were smarter than him. And at the end of the day, he tried to help his people.

This guy just wants to play dress up and smear shit on the walls.

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

He'd best have a good security detail. If anything goes awry, a bunch of Leftists are going to be peacefully asking him pointed questions that might make him uncomfortable.

If you're assuaged to believe that winning means everything, I can't speak for you. It assumes that you start and stay on the same side of any moral argument and you have to fight for it to the end regardless of if new evidence nullifies your opinion.

That's not how humans understand each-other. Humans garner nuance and discern things in new and meaningful ways over time and social interaction. We understand others - people that we can identify with in profound ways even if they don't necessarily share our point of view.

I would give him a moment of our time - maybe 30 seconds if he doesn't state one of the over-used vitriolic statements on the Bingo cards that I will be handing out now.

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I think he’s in a well protected place lol

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Agreed, he is, but not from internet rhetoric.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

He and Bimbert can have a dumb-off for that seat.

[-] dpkonofa@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Uh…She’s not in AZ…

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

I feel bad for Jamiroquai that this asshole stole their mascot

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 10 points 11 months ago

He should be required to wear that costume the entire time on the campaign trail.

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago
[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No argument here. But if he’s out and running, no one should forget what a weirdass goofball he is.

[-] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If only he'd wear it during hunting season, maybe with some female elk piss on it?

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

You'd be more productive sticking a fork in an outlet, Jacob.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Republicans stopped using "cuck" as an insult because the person who epitomizes what they're all about wore horns.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

What a crazy world we live in.

[-] PottedPlant@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

As an Arizona voter I'm not voting for him but there are worse people running in politics. This guy is Qanon crazy but not morally bankrupt like some others. Watch the Channel 5 with Andrew Callihan video. I guarantee the image you have in your head is different than who this guy is in reality.

[-] Shanedino@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Channel 5 is the bomb.

[-] Quetzlcoatl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
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