Oh, I'm gonna carry that weight.

You only have to wash one leg when you shower, as long as you switch each time.

I'm a power bottom, thanks. It's a little dehumanizing to call people, "hubs".

I'm not usually that kinda guy, but 5 volts is 5 volts.

Elon and his cohorts have been involved in 4chan since it was a cultural phenomenon back in the day. Not because he had some skin in the game, but because it probably felt good to know and disseminate information before the rest of the 4channers knew it. That boy is all about clout before anything else.

Coming from someone that memorized it in high school and hasn't used it since, I am enraged.

2019? Oh... oh dear.

What part of deoxyribonucleic acid do you not understand?

Hey, you can... you can respectfully keep furries out of this one. Just saying. We've got nothing to do with that mess. This time at least.

"SO HOW ABOUT THAT ISRAELI - PALLESTINIAN CONFLICT?"

One for dying alone in the woods, please.

Everyone is a furry now, and this pleases me.