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[-] Opafi@feddit.de 49 points 2 years ago

That's... That's adhd? Like, I'm all of that. I don't think I have adhd.

[-] Lumun@lemmy.zip 41 points 2 years ago

As others said, these are mostly all signs of some kind of executive dysfunction. Mine is from depression, not ADHD, but there's a lot of overlap. I obsessively keep my inbox empty which is a whole 'nother vibe

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[-] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 20 points 2 years ago

It could be adhd, could be nothing, could be autism (poor executive function can be part of that). But it’s clear that you have the opportunity to get tested and improve your QoL. Your decision.

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[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

don't diagnose based on memes. see a professional

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[-] arschfidel@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 2 years ago

Excessive number of open tabs, anyone?

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

Excessive tabs spanning across multiple browsers. Chrome, Edge, and Firefox. All at least 50 tabs opened

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[-] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

I am at a smiley face number of tabs on my phone:

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[-] rustbuckett@lemmings.world 8 points 2 years ago

I learned that my phone's browser will only allow 99 tabs. Unless they've updated that.

[-] Unaware7013@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

I just get '99+' and a shit ton of tabs marked inactive...

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[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Excessive? No. Just the right amount: all of them

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

well I didn't use it for about a month now, but I could (i won't) need it any day now so why close it, it's a PITA to open it

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[-] Lenny@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 years ago

All true, except those unread email/notifications are rookie numbers.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[-] takeda@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago
[-] Pancakes@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

You got to do what I do. Just delete everything and regret it later.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago

No flat surface is safe.

[-] Rachel@derp.foo 22 points 2 years ago

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I'm in this picture and I have mostly come to terms with it.

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

All these are accurate for me except I've graduated the chair to an over-sized under-bed drawer, all my bills are automated, and I have a car that has a proximity key so it always stays in my pocket (and I wear the same pants for a couple weeks on end).

But yeah, those are just learned coping mechanisms.

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[-] jetsetdorito@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

instead of The Chair I have The Floor

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Idk your age, but I personally upgraded from The Floor™ to The Chair™ in my mid 30s.

[-] nottheengineer@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

Good to know, I can put it off for a few more years then.

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

You guys don't get a compulsion to get rid of any notification or mark emails as read the moment they come through?

Also you guys get messages on social media?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I can relate to that last part... except on lemmy, I get plenty of messages here :)

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[-] Gormadt 11 points 2 years ago

Jokes on you, I have The Heap™

It's like a chair but without the chair as chairs take up extra space

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[-] TheHottub@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] rasputin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

"The Chair" put me six feet under.

[-] hanni@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago
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[-] rustbuckett@lemmings.world 10 points 2 years ago

I didn't know I had ADHD until I saw this. Dang.

[-] gloriousspearfish@feddit.dk 29 points 2 years ago

This is not a diagnosis test. You do not have ADHD just because this described you. However if you have ADHD there is a high likelihood that this describes you.

[-] sverit@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Correct: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraposition

If P, Then Q. — If not Q, Then not P.

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Half of the things listed as "adhd memes" are very generic things that everyone does. Like "the chair." I don't know any family that doesn't have a version of that.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Multiple alarms in the morning is more about not getting enough sleep than it is about ADHD. The rest are pretty accurate, though some things are missing.

[-] crashoverride@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Nothing about that is exclusive to ADHD though. That literally could just be anybody

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[-] quicksand@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Unless you woke up early to get stuff done and that's to remind you to leave for work lol

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[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but you ever set an alarm for 4am, pop meds and then go back to sleep and have godlike vivid dreams?

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[-] Misconduct@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

If I have multiple files or folders named like that it's usually because I'm working on something and frustrated. They eventually devolve into profanity lol

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[-] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I don't wanna talk about it :(

[-] DarkwinDuck@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

I upgraded "the chair™" to "the basket™" which makes it seem like i have "my shit together™"

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[-] undef@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

This. Is. My. Life.

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