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submitted 10 hours ago by Gormadt@slrpnk.net to c/onehundredninetysix

I'm a bi guy, ain't the first time, won't be the last.

They're a cool dude though, so we'll probably still hang out.

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[-] gray@lemmy.ml 18 points 8 hours ago

The hot, friendly guy at the gym who always compliments me😢

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 46 points 10 hours ago

I made the mistake of tagging along to Fire Island with my girlfriend and her queer friends and I’m sorry to both of the guys who hit on me

Especially the guy who opened with “I want to eat your ass.”

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Fire Island

For any non-US people. No it's not the island where Zuko and the gang have the beach episode. It's a real island near New York / Long Island

[-] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 45 points 10 hours ago

“I want to eat your ass.”

That's one hell of an ice breaker and far more bold than I lol

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 hours ago

It's fire island, I'm a little surprised the ice breaker wasn't sticking his face in OP's ass crack as he said it, from the stories I've been told.

My uncle's best friend used to go way back in the day, and from the stories he told me, it was basically just one nonstop public orgy. Of course, this was before AIDS was big, iirc.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago

I was just standing there waiting for the ATM to spit my cash out so I could get drunk enough to come up with a witty response.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 9 points 7 hours ago

You were right there, the line was "thanks, but this the only ATM I'm into right now"

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

you got a whatsapp or somethin'? Your service could be very handy in a pinch.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 hours ago

Some guys don't pick up on flirting to a shocking degree.

[-] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 10 points 8 hours ago

It's me

I'm that guy

The amount of times I've literally woken up bolt upright in the middle of the night and went "Wait they were flirting... Damn it." is too damn many

[-] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 hours ago

This is why I'm hesitant to go to gay bars. I don't want to break too many hearts. In all seriousness most people that hit on me tend to be super chill about it which I appreciate.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I had this fear and honestly if straight guys were as respectful and understanding as gay guys straight guys would have way more sex.

Just don’t go there to get hit on, or to hit on women who think they’re in a safe space. Go there because you like the vibe and want to have fun. Try to make friends with the guys who hit on you and be a good sport.

[-] zikzak025@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Maybe controversial opinion, but I don't think straight guys (or gals) really belong at gay bars.

There used to be a gay bar in my area. Eventually it was mostly straight women. And then it didn't take long after that before it was mostly straight men. Now there are zero gay bars.

[-] velma@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

That’s exactly what happened to one of the only gay dance clubs nearby. Now it’s kinda lame and definitely not gay anymore.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

The number of times this happens. It's nice when it's a chill guy and we can be bros.

[-] alapakala@quokk.au 7 points 10 hours ago

Mines funnier:
when ð  🏳️‍⚧️ friend u were flirtŋ says: “I’m monogamous actually, & d8ŋ som1 from a different country. l8r”

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