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[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 96 points 6 days ago
[-] homes@piefed.world 13 points 5 days ago
[-] DeLancre@piefed.social 10 points 5 days ago
[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago
[-] FernMD@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

To become drastically more affordable

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[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 54 points 6 days ago

Where is my pronoun bike garage?

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 days ago

Bi-cycles for everyone!

fingerguns

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 13 points 5 days ago

I'm more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He'll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.

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[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 6 days ago

Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen

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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 30 points 6 days ago

I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”

[-] uriel238 10 points 5 days ago
[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

My room came out as trans in 2019. The entire family was very supportive.

Have you thought of some colourful throw pillows, a few LED strips, and jaunty polka playing in the background? Many the dour room has been turned gay with the addition of a little colour and music.

[-] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 29 points 6 days ago

I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago
[-] DrBanjo@reddthat.com 5 points 5 days ago

Is it safe to have that many bees near a meth lab?

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[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 5 days ago

Well we do need more bees

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 days ago

"Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!"

[-] db2@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Cleaned version

[-] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago

Is the "Gay Room" being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 16 points 5 days ago

When do I move in?

Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

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[-] Lon3star@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

Do people have gender specific bathrooms in their homes?

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

My bathroom refuses to tell me their pronouns.

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[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 5 points 6 days ago
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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3

[-] Embargo@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone's uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree... It is what we want.

[-] Chrglstr143@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

Where as under the right wing, you don't get a home at all.

Where's the litter box?

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 8 points 6 days ago

A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho

[-] kboos1@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

So the closet is that were we store the Gay?

Hey guys go get more Gay out of the closet, it's getting a little straight in here.

[-] captain_spicard@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you're renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.

[-] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 7 points 5 days ago
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[-] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 days ago

why is this funny???

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

Does that mean I can only have sex in the lounge if I plan to get married?

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I don't get why everyone hates us lefties. I was born this way, it's not like I had to made a conscious choice about it, it's obviously the, ironically enough, right thing to do.

Can't believe people hate me for being left handed.

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 5 points 5 days ago

How much is the rent? I... ahm a friend of me might be interested.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Is it common for conservatives to have sepatate, genered bathrooms?

I mean, my ex and I used different bathrooms, but that's because she really didn't like sharing bathrooms in general.

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago
[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

wait, there is a button to become pregnant

Wait, we still want marriage?

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[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Is Gay Room just when it's gaytime in the bathroom?

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

What… what do you keep in the abortion closet? :/

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Coathangers obviously

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

postnatal abortions

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