Mike has gone from snorting cocaine to snorting cocaine cut with baking soda to now snorting baking soda cut with Ajax cleaner. God speed lumpy pillow guy.
Why is every MAGA person just a grifter who smells their own farts for fun?
Same thing happened in GA. Trump just moved on and endorsed the one that beat his pick.
Oh darn, the guy who chopped up discarded mattresses and put them in pillows had another setback. Don't worry, I am sure Trump will just appoint him to some important position soon.
This guy blew it all and got NOTHING back at any single point lol. It’s incredible.
Dude went from a homeless addict to a millionaire and decided to throw it all away for Trump. Incredible.
Oh man, Q Anon Anonymous did an episode on Mike Lindell's life, and this guy's entire life is punctuated by making it big and losing it all over and over. His life could be the plot of an Oscar-worthy movie
How long until he whines that it's RIGGED and that he'll "investigate" it
He already did
Are the "cyber ninjas" on the case?
Cyber police are on the way, because he done goofed.
Yeah like he’s literally refusing to concede, stating his “experts” have “uncovered anomalies”. He was supposed to have had a press conference by now…
I'm in no way an expert on election matters, but I believe the next step in the playbook is to enrage his supporters, and get them to storm the state capitol building.
Then comes the press conference where he can blatantly lie about how he was in no way responsible for it.
The same "experts" who had mountains of evidence of 2020 tampering 🙄
Just a quick reminder that he doesn't need to concede. It makes no difference. (I've been in plenty of threads where folks don't realize that)
Just a quick reminder that nobody ever has to concede. They win or lose and that's that. In case anyone was worried.
If anyone ever gets a time machine, please be sure to go back to 2000 and inform Al Gore of this, along with "you playing nice won't make them play nice".
Isnt he claiming fraud already and not conceding?
Are there odds Trump does an early test run here to put Lindell into the race and show clear "voter fraud"?
By voter fraud i mean people actually just voting
And we're talking about a Republican primary, not the general.
Oh my god theres no fucking way this guy is running for office. At least everyone will get a free pillow right? … right?!?
Sure, you get a free "pillow".
(Actually a lumpy bag of industrial waste foam cutoff pieces.)
The guy literally looks like he ate Tweety Bird and is holding him captive in his mouth.
OH BULLSHIT.
He clearly looks exactly like Charlie Kelly's weird uncle from always sunny.
Back to the crack you go lindell
It's a simple concept, just vote for anyone that isn't associated with Trump.
So the crackhead conspiracy theorist who was endorsed by the Pedo-in-Chief lost? How could this have happened?
He reminds me of Charlie's weird uncle from Always Sunny.
haha Republicans are such morons. They voted for a health care industry executive as their "standard bearer" because of course they did. Not this this shitbird would have been better, just sayin'.
Back to the rekt center, Republicuck.
It feels sad that I felt relief that he didn't win. That's how low my faith is in the electorate at this point.
Demuth might be worse.
She was the ringleader for the state house coup back in 2025 (where they tried to elect her speaker of the house after playing games with absent members.)
Now, to be fair, looking into the results of a Republican primary and expecting to feel hopeful is like going to the barn animals exhibit at a county fair and expecting to smell something other than animal shit.
Thank. Fuck.
In a parallel universe, Billy Mayes is here as the hypeman for Bernie Sanders, and following Bernie's 2 terms, he went on to become governor of Pennsylvania.
I was really hoping he would win. It would be hilarious.
That's what a lot of people from center to left thought about Trump in 2016.
When America plays with their politics and votes like it's a game instead of serious life decision... like when UK vote to rename a vessel... "Boaty McBoatface" just because it'd be funny...
I knew someone who voted for Bob Dole in the 1996 general election for no other reason than wanting more of Norm McDonald's impression of him on SNL.
Now put a pillow over your head and shoot yourself in the face
Good! His pillows are lumpy as hell.
Damn shame. That would have been the funniest race of 2026, bar none.
I wish this punchable douche would’ve won, it would’ve ensured Klobuchar’s win.
...good
Holy shit. My pillow guy or a health care exec. The worst society has to offer leading the charge. Awful voting base.
Awwww.
Yay
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