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[-] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 5 points 44 minutes ago

"Do you? Or are you trying to copy my answer?"

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

"Hi officer, I think I was doing about -"

[-] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 minute ago

I know this is a joke, but, no it is your job as a driver to know how fast you are going. It is one of the basic rules of having the privilege to drive. Of course the fact that so many drivers seem to think this is some kind of infringement is why there are so many fatal accidents. Which wouldn't be so bad if they only maimed and killed the speeders & drunks.

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 17 points 1 hour ago

Answering this question makes it easy for the cop to write it in his report that you admitted guilt.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 57 minutes ago

"Obviously not fast enough since you caught up with me"

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 13 points 1 hour ago

I know someone who said he has no idea what his speed was. When the cop was pressing harder and harder to get him to accept he asked "do you have a calibrated speed gun in your car". The cop admitted he didn't and the guy said "this conversation is over then", and the cop let him drive off.

[-] eyelevel@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Someone else posted these recently. Always a good reminder:

Shut the fuck up Friday

Don't talk to the police

[-] radiouser@crazypeople.online 8 points 1 hour ago

The only good answer is "to my knowledge I was driving within the limit".

If you say "yes" and were speeding you've just admitted you knew you were speeding, if you say "no" you've just admitted you weren't keeping track of your speed.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

"I invoke my 4th and 5th amendment rights" is a much better idea.

[-] Zidane@lemmy.ca 3 points 37 minutes ago

As long as you're white, otherwise it will be escalating

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 54 minutes ago

"Good evening, Officer. Do you know if your spouse knows that you're a liar?"

[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

I feel like not knowing how fast you were going is also an admission of guilt though. Like, youre supposed to monitor that.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 32 minutes ago
[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 25 minutes ago

That's why I made the title

[-] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 26 minutes ago

Don't be too much like Ray Shoesmith - like with all the killing & stuff.

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