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[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 75 points 6 days ago

This idea is ridiculous. It's a complete fantasy that you can just release wolves as the panacea to everything. The real world is more complicated than that.

Some situations require having mountain lions released on them, or possibly bears.

[-] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Sometimes I'm reading comments and think to myself "Wow, this fucking dude just made poetry. I wish I could give ya more than my sleazy Like."

That's one of them. You, dude, are awesome.

[-] FernMD@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

I always said your likes are sleazy, nice to hear you admit it, for once.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Let's release a bunch of bears and bulls into Wall Street.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I think all three are needed for the US Congress.

[-] semico6@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

There are certain segments of the population that deserve very poisonous spiders dropped on their heads.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

And I'm sure we can also find some work for the snakes while we're at it.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I find having a tiger is useful when confronted by an angry fruit laden mob.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago
[-] Untamed_Star 13 points 6 days ago

How much of that was blood and vital organs?

[-] Untamed_Star 1 points 6 days ago
[-] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Its always lupus.

[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Trump?

You're not gonna believe this, but...

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Release the Epstein files ?

Release wolves carrying the Epstein files ? Surely Blanche wouldn't dare touch them then!

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Nice try wolves

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Therapy?

Ha no, wolves!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 6 points 6 days ago

What if your problem is that you have too many wolves?

Believe it or not, send wolves. We have the most "not too many wolves" spaces in the world, because of having sent in more wolves.

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago

Too much food on your plate? Wolf it down.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Oh man that beats paying $300/mo for Wolfgovy.

[-] taxon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

There really is no better motivator than fighting for your life

[-] MrShankles@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[-] wolfeh 2 points 5 days ago
[-] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Been saying this for years. Now some clot tweets it and 38 people are all excited like this new.

[-] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026
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