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[-] KernelTale@programming.dev 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Don't most people prefer handmade gifts? Idk maybe I just dislike gifts. I got a charger a few weeks back because I needed one, I thanked, and I can't unsee how I got some more expensive charger with multiple ports for cables while I just need one, so I think of it as lost value that I will have to match on their birthday. Why doesn't my mom ever accept to just not give each other gifts? I will obviously have to pretend to be grateful and spend hours choosing a gift for their birthday. Have I mentioned that I also dislike Christmas because of this?

[-] Logical@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

The anxiety of gift giving is real. All my family have their birthdays from September through December. That + Christmas always leaves me more stressed out and poorer than necessary. I never know what to get. I would prefer to just not give each other gifts at all.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Plot twist: The recipe for making lead into gold requires copius amounts of orphan blood.

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 17 hours ago

So ask a colleague to make some and buy it from them?

Sometime smart people can be so dumb.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 15 hours ago

sometimes its more important to stay true to ones principles than winning whatever game is being played.

[-] morto@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

Jokes on her. I only use organic slavery-free alchemist gold from small family-owned businesses

So should one assume she became the item now being fondled by the listener on the right, or is she in the pot...

[-] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

He meant he made gold, for her, not that he turned her into gold lol. It confused me at first too.

[-] AzuraTheSpellkissed 4 points 1 day ago

She was golden all along.

I'm not so certain about that, otherwise what is the joke? She doesn't like gold so she left

[-] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 9 points 22 hours ago

She's upset that the alchemist made gold himself (because he's an alchemist) rather than spending money on it. It's a play on people who don't like synthetic diamonds because you didn't pay an arm and a leg for it.

[-] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I think the joke is that alchemists believe they could turn lead into gold and a primary ingredient was urine.

In fact, a lot of Alchemy involved using piss for things.

[-] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Yes, its not that good of a joke. How could she complain if she was turned into gold?

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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