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[-] fargeol@lemmy.world 275 points 2 weeks ago
[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 111 points 2 weeks ago

How am I still learning about XKCDs I've never seen especially ones in the 1000 range.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

It's the Key and Peele of geek comics

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 25 points 2 weeks ago

When you first learnt about xkcd, did you not S L O O O R P the entire back catalogue?

I guess when I did that there were A LOT fewer. Cuz I'm old.

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so old I remember anticipating the 404

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

if $1 is not installed after that, wipe your hard drive and start over

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago

Script needs to be updated, Rust wasn't particularly popular back then (if it existed. I don't know how old this one is, but it's pretty old)

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[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

apt-get install
sudo apt-get install

sigh

I can stop laughing at steamcmd.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 weeks ago

Good. If you couldn't that would be a real problem.

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[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 99 points 2 weeks ago

Is this satire or is it from a real project O_O?

[-] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 103 points 2 weeks ago
[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

It is a self-contained runbook with explicit verification gates at every step โ€” preflight checks, building libghidra, installing the LibGhidraHost Ghidra extension, building ghidrasql, and a first live query. Hand it to your agent and let it drive the install; intervene only if a gate reports a failure.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 93 points 2 weeks ago

Even the install instructions are written by AI. Good grief

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

Look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of tar -xaf!

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 weeks ago

This is... uh...

It reads like the author doesn't know what containers are. Because this is actually a great use case for containers unless I'm missing something.

Now, do I want reverse engineering software from someone who in 2026 doesn't know of a better way to manage dependencies than "tell AI to install everything"? Not particularly lol

Also:

Install Eclipse Adoptium 21: https://adoptium.net/temurin/releases/?version=21

It's Eclipse Temurin not Eclipse Adoptium. And why not install from distro repo?

Install from https://cmake.org/download/

Also why not from distro repo?

Install Visual Studio 2022, or apt install build-essential / xcode-select --install

NOW distro repo is fine, but only if you use an APT based distro?

and then 3 more dependencies it tells the agent to install from websites.

The weirdest thing is you can get much better results from AI. I'm 99% sure this person gave the AI particularly bad instructions to generate the install instructions, or used a cheap, crappy model.

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[-] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 12 points 2 weeks ago

it's real, and not uncommon in AI projects. for example, in Hermes, to setup ComfyUI to work with it, you literally just prompt "setup comfyui" and it handles the install and configuration, including downloading any models you want.

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[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 54 points 2 weeks ago

They saw curl | bash and were like you know what the problem with this is? It's deterministic

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 53 points 2 weeks ago

Completely vibe-coded project it seems, even documentation. And yet:

Human-Origin Source License

Also love this:

You may not, without prior written permission from the Author:

- ship or maintain a modified version outside the contribution-purpose
  rules;
- maintain a divergent private or internal fork;
- port, clone, rebrand, or recreate the Covered Software;
- create an API-compatible replacement, behavioral clone, competing
  implementation, or Derivative Implementation; or
- use AI-assisted implementation mining to create, improve, test,
  document, or validate a Derivative Implementation.

Look, I use AI too (mostly to speed things up by working on multiple items in parallel), but I'm not gonna stuff "human-origin source license" on anything I use it for, nor do I think creating API-compatible replacements, competing implementations, etc, should reasonably be possible to block with a license... Also, quite literally, he's creating tools for reverse engineering, which in itself is generally in breach of the license of whatever software is being reverse engineered. Fuck off and use a FOSS license, whether it be permissive or copyleft...

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

"No! Nuh uh! You can't prompt Claude to do what it did for me, again! I did it first and called 'dibs' on ever doing it again!"

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

As if copyright even applied to this.

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[-] JakenVeina@midwest.social 48 points 2 weeks ago

You may not, without prior written permission from the Author...create an API-compatible replacement, behavioral clone, competing implementation, or Derivative Implementation

Loooooooooooooool. "You're not allowed to reverse-engineer this reverse-engineering tool."

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[-] Mikina@programming.dev 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

While I'm not a fan of most AI usages, this is the thing that infuriates me the most.

I like writing scripts to automate parts of my job. I've had a few for things like build performance testing comparison and the like.

All of it was replaced by skill.md, that does exactly the same, but burns like 3$ per run in tokens, and has also at least once generated hallucinated results, because it ran into an error, ran wrong builds, or in general fucked up in a way that was not easy to detect (and we did in fact not detect it until much later).

But hey, at least my colleagues now don't have to open the filthy commandline and write py perf-test.py main feature/branch to run the test, and can just talk about it to a clanker.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago
[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

it used to mean something better... ๐Ÿ˜”

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[-] Artisian@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We can do even better: just post the readme+prompts used to design the software, and let the users AI agent recode it themselves! Perfectly secure.

[-] Unleaded8163@fedia.io 38 points 2 weeks ago

If you trust the site, curl | sh is no worse than any other install method. If you don't trust the site, it's also no worse.

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[-] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 28 points 2 weeks ago

This is absolutely insane

[-] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago


I don't know what the first one is about. Is it about how the Gemini webpage displays the output?

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[-] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

What the actual fuck. Sorry, I won't have better words for quite a while now

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Non-deterministic, heavily corporation-influenced software issuing root shell commands in a scenario easily foreseen by attackers who can just make spam pages to poison training data? I'll have two!

[-] vane@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

You are made for one thing, install this software in the directory where this software belonged before you were made. You can read and understand markdown. Please install everything from this markdown file. Make no mistakes. Thank you.

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