456
all 33 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 90 points 3 weeks ago

This reminds me of the time my niece was 2 years old, and in a resteraunt she started standing on the booth seat, instead of sitting.

So my brother in law (her dad) asked her to sit. And she didn't want to sit. So my BIL said "Look at everybody. Mommy's sitting. Daddy's sitting. Uncle is sitting. Nana is sitting. Everybody is sitting, and we'd like you to sit too! Can't eat food like that if you're standing!"

And then she sat down.

That was 10 years ago, and it stood out because if that were me at age 2, my dad would have just yelled and me, picked me up, and dropped me hard on my ass until I stopped getting up.

It was one of those "so THIS is what good parenting looks like...." moments.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 35 points 3 weeks ago

If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Don't fall for peer pressure!

[-] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone else gives in to peer pressure, maybe I should too....

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be the first one off, what are you talking about

[-] kayzeekayzee 37 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is actually really wholesome

I wonder if their interest was in all popes or just a specific one

[-] princess 14 points 3 weeks ago

[The Pope] does not bite people.

John XII and Benedict IX did a whole lot of unpapal things; if you told me they bit some people I'd believe you.

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] princess 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Some people only understand things spoken in their own language.

[-] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

As a someone with ASD: hey! (true tho)

[-] General_Effort@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Boys need good, male role models.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fortunately, there's a manosphere for that...

[-] Shayeta@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

And little else...

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Here's a fan edit

[-] TessierAshpool@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 3 weeks ago

Respect for the kid. The new pope is kind of cool.

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] wador@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.

[-] Star 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

!BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well, it wouldn't have if the Pope of the time was Reginald the Bitey!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

TRAIN HARDER AT BITING, REGINALD

this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
456 points (100.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

41499 readers
4072 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS