Is that "cellar" built on the beach? I'm no structural engineer, but that don't sound right.
B-b-but it's apocalypse proof!
" This baby can withstand seawater and nuclear explosions" -OceanDoor salesman, probably
If it does not survive a nuclear explosion 100% money back guarantee. You just need to personally turn up at the office in order to claim your money.
Better keep that original packaging.
its an artisanal cellar.
Once you add the underwater airlock in preparation for rising sea levels, it'll no longer be an issue.
Once the underwater airlock becomes a full-time essential feature, you'll get to test whether you properly installed explosive decompression preventions at high tide.
After that, you only have to worry about how much of your sand and bedrock the currents wash away.
Well you have to build your apocalypse bunker compound in a scenic area with a beautiful view, otherwise what's the point?
Tech bros invent cellars but worse.
This guy mustn't be rich enough to reinvent trains but worse like the others.
I hope they design their own fortresses and bunkers the same way.
I mean, additional insulation is good.
Not sure what else is “tech bro” here
Everybody already knows that food lasts longer if not stored in direct sunlight. Tech bros are the only idiots that would try and pull something like this off.
We can only be thankful that it isn't another train. They love to invent trains.
How are you supposed to add AI to it without electricity?
The idea was made by chatGPT, of course
tech bros have entered the classical era
Please don't mention anything even remotely related to Civ on this site for the next few days. I have too much to do.
Lmao apocalypse proof, except he built it on the beach so even a little bit of global warming would flood it right away. Apocalypse proof, except for that one actual apocalypse we have confirmed is in progress right now.
This has to be a photoshop. The water table at the beach is the same level as the surface of the ocean, so usually somewhere between a few centimeters to a meter.
Yeah obviously this is fake as fuck. It's the perfect tech bro invention in that it's dumb and flawed in every way and also already exists but better for a very long time.
It isn't even good photoshop, the angles are all wrong. Like is it in the side of a hill? But it looks like it's on flat ground? It makes no sense.
50º? holy shit cellar in hell?
10 °C for us normal people.
A 50 °C hot cellar would be so deep, one should be careful not to awake the Balrog.
Its in Fahrenheit because any idea this stupid could only be marketed to Americans.
It's Icelandic.
Surprised it isn't called a Ground Pod.
Only if they rent it for $900 per month and list it as a single bedroom with access to subway
Who needs a celler when you can just purchase my newly invented "meat preserving dust".
Meat preserving dust? Yeah, I'm going to take those claims with a grain of salt.
Silly... the concerpt of a underground fridge probably predates the word cellar.
Keep in mind that the stick and cardboard houses those people live in usually have a "crawlspace", nothing more.
50 degrees. That's even warmer than last heat wave which reached temps of up to 42C. I thought underground would be cooler. Or does he mean the angle of the door is at 50 degrees? Or is it a dumb American again, who doesn't understand they should note an F behind the number because they are the only ones who still use that outdated dumb scale.
Don't bother, I know the answer.
Edit: it's so funny how Americans can't take a joke about their joke of a measuring system and being self centered.
Imagine not being able to use context clues to such an extreme degree while calling others dumb…
Womp womp cry about it Eurotrash
Get blocked
Wouldn't mind a cool cellar to retreat to at this point tbh. Diggy diggy hole!
But doing it reasonably safely probably costs a fair bit for materials to reinforce the soil.
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