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I'm sure people are suffering, but I think we all have to agree that as long as Donald Trump continues to speak, it will only be the second worst diarrhea outbreak this century.
America has literally gone to shit!
Yeah, but gEnoCiDejoE and Kamala had that cackle (and didn't have a peener!), so...this was the only proper outcome.
This will....checks notes....Send A Message To The Democrats To Do Better Next Time (TM) or some such bullshit.
Not actively working against this specific genocide in this specific country is bad, very bad, disqualifying. Unless you also make everyone shit their pants forever, then it's OK to do whatever genocide you want, it doesn't matter actually.
The Gaza genocide is horrific. But it also wasn't on the ballot.
Anyone who didn't vote Harris was saying that they saw absolutely no difference between the 2 candidates and are okay with everything else that's been happening since last January that wouldn't have under Harris.
If you listen to a lot of the perpetually online folks, even now, you'd think Gaza genocide is the only thing on the ballot, on any ballot, ever. You're not allowed to vote even for a school board member if they dare to talk about anything but how they personally gonna stop a genocide.
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Should be called the MAGA Trots.
Feel like Trump Trots is good too.
Trump's dumps.
That's better.
Don’s Diarrhea
Donorrhea was just sitting there, waiting for you to pick it up.
Please do not pick up the donorrhea.
Take only Fartographs. Leave only Donarrhea.
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He did post a video of him shiting all over Chicago. He just didn't use a fighter jet to do it.
So one hopes that the voting public is learning a hard—or I should say watery—lesson about how important good government is
Most of them won't learn anything. If they were capable of learning, they've had ample time to do so.
Some of the undecided may learn. Most conservatives are probably a lost cause and always will be. These are the people that were claiming "it's just like the flu!" and "PLANDEMIC!" even as they lay dying of Covid, FFS.
And a whole lot of them were gobbling stuff like horse dewormer and calling for Fauci's head for endorsing life-saving vaccines.
Cons are not likely to learn a fucking thing from a round of this, even if they have the worst version of it.
All they will do is complain to taco bell employees that their tacos are missing lettuce.
Getting explosive diarrhea to own the libs.
Shart of the deal
I read the title and thought "woah, that's a little private," but then I realized it wasn't about his adult diaper.
He was upset at being the only person to constantly shid pant. So he made it so everyone shid pant. Because thats how his voided cranial cavity works.
shart of the deal
Shart of the seal
Well at least on this, he leads by example
Its a hobby of him ,schitting in his pants and on people.
The best president of diarrhea and logorrhea.
This makes me want Adam Conover and Obama to make a sequel to The G Word showing how much damage the Federal government has taken in the last couple of years.
Amen to that. The doofs that vote Republican will likely never watch it, but a whole lot of fence-sitters/"centrists" may.
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Kinda sad this article doesn't talk much about the outbreak. How many people have had it?
In 2025 the U.S. had ~800 cases including those associated with travel but diagnosed domestically. At the moment, while it's not exactly easy to determine while things are still ongoing, there's somewhere between 5,100 and 7,000 active cases.
From the article:
Some state health departments are doing what they can. Michigan, notably, has counted 3,762 cases at time of writing, as compared to the CDC’s 1,645, and identified salad greens as a possible—not confirmed!—culprit. But as Katrine Wallace points out at Stat News, most state health departments are not really equipped to collect and compare case information across multiple states.
now THIS is Legacy
I always knew the one thing Trump would be remembered for would be the diahreea outbreak of '26. Very fitting
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He opened his mouth?
They don’t call him King Mierdas for nothing.
So was the previous cilantro outbreak caused by someone pooping in a hole near crops or from contaminated irrigation water (likely from livestock)? It seems like a material difference to me because it changes how you prevent future outbreaks. The article makes it seem like the first, but I suspect the publication has a perspective it is pushing (not a bad one, but perhaps not related to the cilantro outbreak).
Since you posted your comment, there's been a large produce company tied to the Taco Bell cases (Taylor Farms). As someone in the field of microbiology, this isn't just bacteria that can be controlled with disinfectants and sanitizers. This is a protist with a structured life cycle that spends the majority of its life as an oocyst. This SUCKS as it's resistant to heat and pretty sticky in this stage. So the only options for eradication will involve stopping all manufacturing for weeks and creating an insanely dry environment so the pathogen eventually dies from desiccation. Nonetheless, the more concerning issue is the source of the pathogen, as at this scale, it must have involved a contaminated water supply that was used to grow the crops. So while Taylor Farms will have to destroy a ton of product and shut down production for weeks, there's a chance as soon as they're back at it they unknowingly source more contaminated water, unless we clearly identify and address the issue.
PS: Humans are the only known vector and host for this specific protist species!
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This is just republican policy in action. It isn't simply the dipshits responsibility but every republican and conservative dem that enabled them.
He opened his mouth
That outbreak is basically his brand! He is creating shit everywhere!
...so far
just saw a headline that said it was lettuce from Taco Bell. (I saw last week that TB had pulled lettuce and some other vegetable from its stores out of an abundance of caution.)
MAGA is quite capable of spraying liquid shit everywhere. The shitstains are on their way to create the next pandemic.
Can't wait until Ebola gets here.
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